Gina's Farewell Party

Recipe for a great farewell party:

1)Fun bar with no smoking (I am so happy about the no-smoking laws that went into effect last week!).

2)Brilliant soundtrack that's sing-a-long friendly.

3)A woodchuck cider.

4)Your favorite carpool members.

5)Man muffs.

MAN MUFFS? Yes, Man Muffs. They are a great crowd-pleaser/ice-breaker.

Man Muffs in Action

See? I tried them out. Still not sold on them. Sorry Jason.

Man Muffs

Take those off right now. I'm not kidding! Don't make me come over there and rip your ears off! Have you no sense?! I know it's freakin' cold outside! My face is awash with residual wind burn! When did this conversation turn to me? Stay focused! I'm just trying to help you here. I'm only telling you this for your own good. Please, do yourself...and me a favor, just wear a hat. A hat! You know, one of those nice fleece, wool, cashmere or angora hats. I actually find them sexy. Hats sexy. Man Muffs not.

Well, Man Muffs are a little better than these. I witnessed a pair of leather ones on the el yesterday. I'm still recovering.

UPDATE: Thank you Gina & Christine for locating this and this.