Every Man's Dream

Here's a picture Alicia sent of Liam titled "Every Man's Dream." Mom and I laughed so hard.

Bittersweets

These are HILARIOUS! I wish I had seen them before today because they would have been perfect to bring in for an office full of ladies.*

*Thanks Stokes Kith & Kin!

Very Funny

This could not be more true. That closet is a dream!

Oh, One of "Those" Places

My manicure on Saturday ended with my bra uhooked and me running for the bus.

I love where I get my nails done. The polish always lasts for atleast a week and they give you a brief back massage! I enjoyed the massage and my nails looked fabulous. I moved to the dryer to make sure the polish was glued to the nails before I went off into the cold. I suddenly felt like my boobs had shrunk in the last hour because they were swimming in my bra. Entertaining momentary thoughts of a sudden miraculous weightloss, I realized that no, my bra must be unhooked. Apparently my massage was a little vigorous and my nail technician accidentally popped it. I haven't had my bra popped since junior high.

My nails were wet and there's no way I could have hooked it myself. So I threw on my coat and hoped for the best. When I rounded the corner I saw my bus coming. If there's a bus, you run for it. It's no fun waiting in the cold. So there I was running for the bus, holding down the little ladies and feeling exposed even beneath a down puffy coat. I swear my boobs hurt the next day.

Twilight Before Christmas

For those Twilight fans who loved the books, but not so much the movie. HI-LARIOUS!

My Hilarious Brothers

Last night my little brother, Andrew, sent me this email:

I heard the news that you landed a job to have your picture used in advertising! It was so hard to believe until your face started popping up in the mall! It was great to brag about you being my sister when I showed my friends your picture on a poster or a billboard in the mall. I took pictures to show you what you look like! I am so proud of you!

Love Andrew

He thinks he's SO funny. And he's right. I laughed out loud. He could have at least picked more attractive pictures of me!

Then I get an email from my other brother, Patrick, this morning. His friend, Stuart, is a model. You can understand the perpetual crush I've had since 5th grade after seeing this picture.

As you can see, I'm not the only funny one in the family.

A-DORABLE

This post is brought to you by Davy. Smiles are complimentary.

Where the Hell is Matt Video

This video will make you smile. And I'm incredibly jealous of all the places he visited and people he met. This is commitment.



Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

That's So Punny

For a good time, read here.

Best April Fool's Joke Ever?

This better be an April Fool's joke. And if it is, it's pure brilliance. This photo has been burned upon my eyes for all of eternity. I don't want to be alone in it. That's why I'm sharing it with you. The "Mansy" goes on sale April 1st. Hence my belief that it's a joke.

This is one brave soul. Bravo man, bravo.

Keep It. My Treat.

Saturday night I attended my first Chicago Bulls game at the United Center. The Bulls walked away with a victory. Maybe I should attend games more often. Perhaps their win is contingent upon my presence. They need me!

Sitting between Alyson and Kelly, I decided to have a post-hot dog with mustard piece of gum. I opened the little Orbit pack and out slid one of the pieces and it fell to where it was sitting between the back of the chair of the person in front of me and her back. She obviously felt it. She turned around to see what it was and leaned forward. The gum then dropped beyond the back of her pants and into her crack. OH MY LORD! Thankfully she was gracious and said, "I don't think you'll be wanting to have this back." I said, "You're right. You keep it. My treat."

Bathing John Malkovich

This video disturbed me to no end for the following reasons:

1. It confirms the fact that John Malkovich is getting older...and has a borderline case of man-boobs.

2. The bathtub is way too small for grown men. Is there actually water in the tub?

3. I'm obsessed with the question, "Are they really naked?"

4. John Malkovich seems to have no problem with a man sitting close behind him, washing his hair and asking him questions.

5. They need candles in order to create a little ambience and warmth.

6. John Malkovich lost 60 pounds in 60 days eating only jello. I don't have the discipline. I would be a raging, desperately-in-need-of-a-shower girl.

7. They performed THE WORST IMPROV SCENE EVER! John Malkovich as a McDonalds employee?

8. I felt a little dirty watching it.

9. It made me want to get my hair cut so I could have someone else wash my hair.

10. Why didn't I think of this first!

I'm Feeling Periodical

Don't you just love being a girl? I swear this would be me if I only had one period a year.

Everyone Needs a Little Chipmunk in Their Lives

A little hilarity to begin your day. I'm thinking Oscar Nomination here. Thanks Christine!



And someone got really creative with it here:



I just love this little guy.

Working Like a Dog

If this doesn't make you smile, I don't know what will.

Despair Blog

I've mentioned despair.com a few times in my blog. It's the perfect website for anyone who has a slightly sarcastic pessimistic side. And let's face it, we all have one...even my mom, sweet Carol.

Now they've introduced their very own blog! Read it, watch the videos, laugh, cry and shake your fist at The Man. If I ever feel like I've been remotely witty in a blog all I need to do is read their blog to be reminded that there are people much more humerous than myself. That or they just have more time on their hands.

Sheffield Quigley

Sheffield Quigley is a little bit of myspace gold. My friend, Sam, sent it to me. She's friends with this guy. It's like six degrees to Sheffield Quigley.

Enjoy!

Sheffield Quigley - Professional Myspace Photographer

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Squeeze the Penny

No words. I have absolutely no words to describe this. Wait, I feel some words forming. Harry. Crescent moon. Brave. Delusional. Daisy Duke wants her shorts back. My 6th grade self wants her shorts back. Fanny. Thank goodness this isn't a view from the front. Chaffing.

Feel free to add any words of your own.

My Favorite Posts

Today I thought I would make a list of some of my favorite posts from the past three years. I've written almost 400 posts since this blog began way back in the spring of 2004.

Here they are in chronological order. Enjoy the reading!

Measuring Up

Personal Care: Hunting for Women

Resident Alien

10 Year Reunion

I'm the Kind of Person Who...

How Observant

Body Wrap

Blind Date

Ripped

Bleep

U2

Big "A"

Sing Some on the Side

Deep Thoughts by Katy

Good Question!

Favorite T.V. Show The Office (British Version)

Stuck

How NOT to Hit on a Girl

Texas Summers

Acne Away

Page Turners

Tag...I'm It

Inspiring Quotes

Anniversary

Missed Connection

Man Muffs

Watch This

You Had Me at "Take a Deep Breath"

Dear Man Wearing Short Shorts at the Gym

These are just a few of them. Some are my favorite because of the memories they bring back. Others are favorites because of their comments. Let me now if I've left out one of your favorites.

Hey, It's Video Day!

This one made me laugh. It brings me back. Way back.