Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Winter Tundra

CAPTAINS LOG

Starship 854. Today is our third straight day with no heat in the home. The residents are looking weak and tired. Communication went out to the Intergallactic Landlords. The response was negative. As of 1700 hours yesterday there was still no heat. The Intergallactic Landlords sent in reinforcements of three space heaters. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. These heaters give out as much heat as a candle. Tragedy also occured in that the maintenance crew erected plastic over the windows to block out additional winds caused by cracks and holes. Plastic was put over the blinds prohibiting access to the opening and closing of the blinds. NOT HAPPY. I might have to take retallitory action.

1 comment:

The Mitchells said...

COME HOME TO TEXAS!!! I'm pretty sure the heater NEVER goes out at the Orender Manor!!