Midnight Snack

"Katy, don't you want anything to drink?"

"No, I'm trying not to drink during the week because I want to lose some weight."

"Oh, that's great. I wish I were more like that."

"Well, it just takes discipline," she says with a huge slice of deep dish cheese pizza near her lips.

And that's what we call regret at 4:00 a.m. the next morning.