While family reunions do not lend themselves to great match making (spare me the jokes John), I can pretend I'm Phoebe Cates! Bridget Fonda is too out there and red haired girl is pinching pennies between her cheeks. I also don't want to be referenced as a synonym to the word "fat."
Let's get one thing straight. Pudge is NOT pudgy whatsoever. Not a trace of cellulite or muffin top.
Miss me while I'm gone! I'll try to update while I'm away. Okay, if I'm going to be honest, I probably won't update because I'll be too busy sunning myself on the beach.
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*thump thump thump* Is this thing on?
Okay. If you go to a family reunion to try to get a date... you might be a Texan.
Thank you... I'll be here all week.
*missin your kissin*
-John-
pardon my ignorance, but what is "muffin top"?
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