Cannes

DUMB & DUMBER IN CANNES
A movie Script entitled Dumb and Dumber Do Cannes, by Katy Orender, starring...Yours truly, Katy Orender and the always famous Trey Bowles.
Plot: Trey and Katy have been hanging out way too long in Nice (the accomodations and atmosphere are too wonderful for words) so they decide to take a day long excursion to Cannes...by scooter (a suggestion from Brooke).
They rent a little 50cc scooter from Always Rentals at 10 in the morning. (I think my brothers dirt bike goes faster than this thing). With high hopes and swift dreams they mount the bike and head for Cannes (with helmets that make them look like mushrooms). Katy has to drive because Trey decided not to bring his drivers license to Europe. Besides nearly wrecking before even giving it gas, they still had high hopes. Little did Katy know that having someone about 200 pounds on the back of a little scooter would cause problems. She kept saying things like "Trey, you're too heavy, too heavy!" Now Trey is seeking therapy. Finally they breeze through the traffic (okay, so not breeze b/c Katy is a little intimidated by the french driving). They aim to stay near the water so as to avoid the nasty highway. They realize things don't look too good as a granny with a walker is passing them. The little motor that could, just couldn't go fast enough. So with the hopes of avoiding the highway, the find themselves right in the middle of it with 18 wheelers blowing past them on each side. I guess the 50km/hr wasn't good enough for the autobahn. Really, these kids were crazy. With near tears in her eyes, Katy summoned up the courage to make it those 17 KM of near death experience.
After a break on the beach in Cannes (there's nothing to do there) they headed back. This time, Trey took the reigns. They enjyed the uninterrupted trip by beach strip home to Nice. Katy felt like Bridget Jones as she went on Holiday with the filthy Daniel. Later when Katy saw her reflection in the mirror, she realized they looked more like Ponch and John on CHIPS. The way home was much more enjoyable and the sights were gorgeous (many yachts and boats). Praising the Lord, Katy was glad to be alive and at home (she nearly kisses the ground as they arrive). God is good is He not??? Seriously!! Glad to be alive.
Mom and dad, you are so blessed your daughter is still here today! Alas, Dumb and Dumber walk off into the sunset.