"Slap me some skin!"
Next thing I know I'm trying to go through the turnstile and it hits me right at the hip bones. I almost sommersalted over the thing. I quickly look up and look around me while making noises that are unintelligible but imply "Oh my gosh I'm such an idiot. Can you believe I tried to walk through here without paying first? And would you look at that! I have the card right here in my hand! I also just ordered the greatest pair of shoes off the Banana Republic website. Score!"
I have on the same pink sweater that I wore the day I forgot my wallet. It must be the sweater. BURN IT!
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Loved the post and hope your hips don't bruise too badly. However, I just have to ask: what's the story with the hand-cane-thing?
I was riveted till you mentioned new shoes from Banana. Now I'm slathering at the mouth hoping you'll post a pic of THEM.
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