Thursday, April 27, 2006

MASHER does Jessie

My cousin, Jessie's future as told by M.A.S.H.E.R and M.A.S.H.E.R never lies!!

Budding Broadway star Jessica Lindsay just married the sexy
nerd, Zac Braff after a paternity test revealed that her daughter was indeed his
spawn. They named their daughter Mandy Moore. Using their borrowed Lincoln Town Car they moved the new family to their home in the wonderful city of Decatur, IL. There they had their wedding and their honeymoon. They can’t get enough of that place. But Jessie does like to shake things up a bit and spends the summers with Britney and Kevin Federline in Hawaii. That way they can be barefoot and
pregnant all they want.

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