My Aunt Mary sent this to me today. She's an Aries but I don't think it describes her perfectly. She is energetic, athletic and witty...but selfish? I don't think so. She lent me a book she hadn't read yet last January and I didn't return it until November. She was generous and never complained (that I know of!).
So read your sign and let me know if it describes you. Seriously, I want to know more about you. Don't be shy. See that little comment box at the bottom? Click it. Go on. I dare you.
I'm a Pisces. It's true, I'm a dreamer and tend to be private (except when discussing waxing or my favorite kind of panties). Unselfish? Ummmm...not really. Good kisser? I'll be taking a poll at a kissing booth tomorrow. 3:30. At the park. Be there! And beautiful? Oh you. You make me blush.
Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be ! jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
ARIES - The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.
LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful .
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
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Hmm...mine's correct at least twice. "Can come off as boring, but they are not" and "Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums". Should I use that as an eHarmony headline??
I'm Aries - I am definitely impatient and can be selfish. I consider myself athletic. So yeah, it's dead on!
I'm a scorpio. Pretty much all right on, although the part about being obsessive and secretive freaks me out. I swear I don't obsess or keep secrets! Really! I don't! Why don't you believe me? I'm telling the truth! Are you listening? (my dramatic monologue is now over)
Katy, do you think Sagittarius defines me? Def. yes: indulges self (Ben & Jerry's?), social and outgoing, doesn't like responsibilities, fantasizes, impatient, etc...but Peter Pan Syndrome? And tight clothes? Gambling?
You tell me!
I DO like to say I am harsh, hard to please, argumentative, and dominant in relationships. I also like to throw in beautiful once in a while but only when my pessimistic attitude is somehow hijacked by positive thoughts. Oh, its wonderful being a Virgo.
Yes Beckles, I think you are very satittarius. but it's missing "smart ass." You and I have that in common. and Peter Pan Syndrome? Yes. Think about it. Working at kamp for years. Love of pig-tails. You are flirty (or were flirty before the hubby), have tons of friends and you're definitely beautiful on the inside and out.
Mine is kind of short and boring. But Jessie's is mean. She's much sweeter of a person.
I am an Aries so this stuff is a load of crap based upon these observations of myself:
a. I used to be athletic and built - now that that is gone does that mean I lose my ariesness?
b. Temper - I have almost none. I am the one apologizing when I get hit by a car going 50 mph over the speed limit.
c. Daredevil - not so much - I use cruise control when I drive in the neighborhood and I won't go on rollercoasters.
e. I like a challenge until it kicks me in the ass.
was I really born in April?
i'm a leo - and yes, i think it correctly describes me. i think i'm the boss, i'm working on trying not to be because i don't really like that about me. i do like to help others and i think i'm pretty extroverted. my one shortfall...i don't think i'm really full of myself - if i was, i think my confidence would be higher :)
p.s. katy is so cool
Patrick, this definitely doesn't describe you at all! You're very patient...but you're also fun and witty...so maybe it's right on a couple of areas.
Taurus...somewhat right about me...
I am not aware of any spectacular temper tantrums, though.
I have definitely wanted to throw them though as my 3 year old is often doing so and sometimes I just want to join in. ;-)
Aquarius - no.
Jason,
I think Acquirius does describe you in many ways: intelligent, independent, creative, "unemotional"...you don't like to hug.
No?
Kellsey,
I think Taurus is a great one, but I don't see you as having tantrums or remotely boring.
Okay, yes. Sorry, I guess it was my stubbornly rebelious nature.
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