Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Name Game

I just finished putting together a baby shower game for one of my co-workers upcoming office baby shower. It's a celebrity baby name game. My mind just rotted. There are some "interesting" names out there. I'm trying to be diplomatic here. If you were a celebrity and you were having a baby, what would you name yours? I want weirdness people! Give me something like, "Brisk Morning Walk." The winner will receive a prize. I'm not exactly sure what yet, but it will be good!

For those of you who watched the Oscars, do you remember when Jon Stewart came up with his stripper name? You mix your middle name with the street you grew up on? Mine would be Kathryn Cliff Trail. Doesn't work so much. But if I took my dogs name and mixed it with my first car, then we have a name! Piper Celica or Hunter Celica or Woofie Celica or Georgie Celica. Something in there works as a stripper name. Am I sensing a stage name for me? SWEEEEET!

3 comments:

Heidi said...

My stripper name (first pet and mother's maiden name): Bluebird Harrington.

My porn star name (middle name and street you grew up on): Marie Garbe

Love them both!

Kellsey said...

Stripper name: Candy Wesley (rock on!)
Porn name: Reagan Autumn Oaks Trail, or Reagan Crooked Lane (too bad i can't remember our street names from either Carrollton or Fort Worth...maybe those would be better.)

Anonymous said...

My stripper name is Lindsay Cliff Trail. Or Lindsay Therandun. Or Hunter Explorer (that sounds like an outdoors-y stripper!)
How about Box Moonlight as a celebrity name. Andrew named a horse that lived in our neighborhood that when he was like 4 or 5. How cute!