Photo Shoot

I hope everyone enjoyed their weekends! I hardly slept this weekend and am feeling it today! I was having too much fun to sleep. That and for some reason my body clock wanted me to wake up at 7am on both Saturday and Sunday. WHY? The good news is that I was able to do my 6 mile run before the lakefront path got busy. And I made it! I didn't even stop! It was cool with a little bit of rain. Running in that weather is my favorite. I did happen to see a man getting CPR right next to the path. It was definitely upsetting. All I could do was pray. He was just thinking he was going out to start his day and suck in some fresh air. I don't know how it turned out.

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On Sunday we had our "photo shoot" for Heavy. I call it "photo shoot" but it was more of us taking picture in and around The Golden Apple. The guys wanted to maintain their figures with some greasy cheesy eggs and pancakes. I opted for the egg whites and fruit.

It will be a fun cast and here are some pictures they'll use to make us look snappy:

The Mitchells

Wow am I ever humbled at the moment. I really can't complain about anything. I am in awe of my friends, Joe & Andrea, as they raise their precious daughter, Ella. Please be praying for their wisdom and that God will give them strength and hope.

I mentioned their story last May and you can read it here.

TGIF for REALZ

Blah, I have nothing to say today. I feel like any creative juices that once flowed through my vains have been sucked dry by a cubicle and it's chair. Can I get a witness?

I love my job. Wait! Let me rephrase that. I am thankful for my job. I work with incredible people and have the knowledge that I am helping people every day. I also have flexibility and the stress level is low to non-existent. But I'm not inspired and most of the time I'm thinking about how to entertain myself to make the work hours go by more quickly. If I knew that "this was it" and that this is what I've been dealt for the rest of my life then I think I'd cry.

I sound pathetic. Don't worry. I won't be posting any drawings of ways I could kill myself with a hole puncher, a #2 pencil and a paper clip. I'm not creative enough for that today.

I have had a great week actually. I've been running non-stop and am looking forward to a weekend that might give me a few hours to rest.

Monday: Okay, so I did take some time to watch Dancing with the Stars. Here's my recap: Laila & Joey will excel. Shandie, I don't care about you. Leeza, you'll be out soon after her. Question: Why can't they pick some talented female celebrity dancers?

Tuesday: I began rehearsal for a new sketch show I'll be performing in that begins at the end of May. It's called "Heavy" and I'm supposed to be the "attractive" portion of a trio. Why thank you. I'll be excited to do another sketch show. Hopefully it will be funny.

Wednesday: I ran four miles (it took every ounce of strength within me to go to the gym) and then hit the Patty Griffin concert at The Vic. She is a fantastic performer straight out of Austin, Texas. If you've never heard her music or seen her perform live, it's a must!

Thursday: I finally got my long locks cut. It's similar to Britney Spears' except it is about a foot longer and involves wispy bangs. Basically nothing's changed. Then I had an audition for a student film and it actually wasn't so bad. They liked me and are interested in using me for this project as well as future projects. That's nice! I have another one this Sunday. I also couldn't get Beyonce's Irreplaceable out of my head. To the left, to the left....

Friday: I'm going to see the long awaited Blades of Glory! I cannot wait to see this little piece of cinematic genius! Wigs, spandex, sequins and ice = recipe for perfection.

Ready to Run

Jessie and Janell gave me the perfect birthday gifts. I guess living with someone for three years gives you a good idea of who they are, what they want and what they need. They know me so well! It's kind of scary.

Janell got me a year long subscription to Blockbuster online rental. It's like Netflix but you can actually go to the store! It's only $9.99 a month. Now if I could just make the time to watch a movie! My roommates claim that this is a present for me but everyone wins with it. Little do they know that I like really cheesy dance movies or foreign flicks that make you go "huh?" Well actually they do know because they've lived with me for so long.

Jessie knows I'm in training for a half-marathon this coming May. I'm a little behind in my training because of a severe case of laziness but I think I'm back on track! I've completed all my scheduled runs so far this week! AND I did the Chicago Shamrock Shuffle and didn't die! Tangent. Anywho, Jessie got me the new Nike + ipod thing for the shoe. I'm so excited to use it. Apparently at the end of a really long run Lance Armstrong will come on and congratulate you. The next best thing to that would be having the actual Lance Armstrong running with me. It would be a win win for both of us. He could cheer me on and I could make him laugh.

Because I do not wear Nike's when I run I just went online and bought this nifty little clip for it. I think I'll like it. I chose pink because I like the color. And of course I support Breast Cancer research! And it reminds me I'm a girl when I'm all salty and sweaty from running.

What are my running shoes of choice? I run in the Mizuno Wave Inspire shoe. They are light, supportive and don't cut too high on my cankles. I actually don't have cankles but I love the word. Cankles. See? It's great! I'm in need of a new pair if anyone wants to spring for them for me. I wear an 8.5 in women's. That's an 8.5 in a running shoe. Should you want to buy me these, I'll take them in an 8.

I Heart Golden Retrievers

Yet another reason to love Golden Retrievers.

Fresh Face

Here's my headshot. I'm not exactly fond of it but it has received a compliment or two from directors and people casting for shows. I don't know why. I am looking to get this retaken considering it was over two years ago. I wasn't so happy about it at first glance.

Home Sweet Home

Praise God I have found an apartment! I was a freakin' mess last week. I do realize that I have six weeks until I move but I needed closure!

Apartment hunting in Chicago is completely different than most places I've lived. There are no "apartment complexes" that show you a nice clean demo and tell you what units they have available. Apartment hunting here is like a rat race. You have to call frantically, be open to seeing anything and hope for the best. The pictures make a slum look like a palace. Plus there are thousands of other people on the hunt too. We're all looking for the best apartment at the cheapest price in a prime location. It's a game of "take what's 'okay' now or risk losing that for a chance at something better...or much worse." I would have preferred getting a shot that put me out until this whole miserable hunt was over! But God is faithful, as always. I'm shocked by my lack of faith in this whole thing.

I saw some real treasures. Most three bedrooms have two bedrooms that are nice in size and the third that could barely fit a twin bed. Or they are just fantastic but located in a place where I'd fear for my life. I'm so glad I'm a girl. I am clean, smell nice and care about hygiene. I mean, we have a chore chart! Most of the apartments we visited were occupied by the male gender. I had to walk over clothes to peak in a closet. I saw cigarettes on the ground, beer bottles turned over on every table, unflushed toilets (for the love!) and I even once saw a syringe. Want some pot? I can tell you where to get it. This place smelled like stale sweaty underwear, a crack pipe and fresh syrup. I need another shower even after just talking about it!

So we've found our dream place that overlooks Lincoln Park and Lake Michigan. It's bright, HUGE, 3 bedrooms and 3 baths. It has character, wood floors and an elevator! I'm a happy happy girl!

I'll be sure to throw a housewarming party soon!

Watch This!

Picture this:

You're trying to hail a taxi with your two big bosses. You're dressed to the 9's as far as work standards go: heels, suit and corporate bag. There are no empty taxi's to be found. You figure you'll entertain your bosses for a few seconds to remind them how witty and jovial you can be even on the way to an important meeting. You say to them, "remember Ally?" And you imitate this Ally trying to hail a cab by running into the street and high kicking the left leg while throwing her arms in the air. By the street corner you begin your imitation that is sure to draw a laugh. You kick up your leg and throw your right arm in the air. Your left arm stays by your side holding onto a large stack of folders. As you successfully complete the task and receive a laugh you bring down your left leg. On the other side of the folders, hidden from you is a fire hydrant. The heel of your Franco Sarto brown leather pump catches the top of the fire hydrant. This sends a reverberating shock from the heel of your straight leg all the way to your lower back. You hop and hop and hop trying to catch yourself from collapsing to the cement sidewalk. Success! You are safe! Your bosses laugh and the drivers of the cars on the road join in on the fun.

Picture it? Okay, now tell me this: How does one recover? Just wondering. No reason in particular. No reason at all. Not that this happened to me last friday at 1:57 pm.

DWTS Recap 1

Two words: Joey Fatone.

Five words: Billy Ray Cyrus is out.

I shockingly didn't see most of the show. GASP! I know you're disappointed in me. I had a board meeting and forgot to DVR it. But I saw the recaps and this is what I can tell you:

Best male: Joey Fatone. I so knew he'd kick a$$.
Best female: Laila Ali. She could totally kick my a$$.

Wasn't she just gorgeous? She even made the fox trot interesting. Nice.

I'll be sure to tune in monday night.

Breakfast of Champions!

Breakfast is my most FAVORITE meal in the world. Last night my wonderful roommates, Jessie & Janell, threw a little birthday gathering for me last night. They made a gourmet spread, as usual. Seriously, it was fantastic! After two mimosas, crepes, french toast, yogurt parfait and a quiche I was filling ill today. Wait, I forgot to mention the birthday cake fabulously decorated! Here are some pictures. I felt loved!

Fancy

Dancing with the Stars begins TONIGHT! Yes! The gods have heard my cries! Tune into ABC at 7:00 pm to watch some B-level and no name celebrities battle it out in glitzy outfits. And HELLO! When did Cliff join the group? This is awesome!

I love all things dancing. I don't care how bad the movie or television show is, I WANT to watch it! Dirty Dancing Havana Nights? Yeah, I own it (I'm a little ashamed). Who spent a couple of hours the other day watching Take the Lead? Me! Who loves Strictly Ballroom? Nobody puts me in a corner! Especially you Neil! I carried a watermelon.

You Had Me at "Take a Deep Breath"

So most of you have been asking for details about my new hot doctor. I'll give them to you!

Flying up to Denver I was hit with a severe sinus thing that left me with a fever and a bad case of wanting my mom to take care of me. Waiting in the airport for the family to arrive I fought back tears. I seriously don't remember the last time I cried because I didn't feel good. It could have been PMS, but I sincerely doubt it.

The ride up to the mountains was borderline hilarious and borderline just-go-ahead-and-knock-me-out-because-I'll-make-this-trip-miserable-for-you. I literally could not breathe out of my nose. After a game of "I'm going to breckenridge and I'm bringing....(everything to do with sickness and medicine)" we finally made it. Here's the view we had from the backseat forwards:














We had to text Drew in order to communicate. I think he grew quickly tired of our "hey, can I borrow a tampon" texts. We, on the otherhand, couldn't stop laughing at ourselves. Too much Affrin? Perhaps.

Saturday I was too ill to ski. My friend, Hannah, used to be a ski patrol in Summit County (she's unbelievable!) and now works at the ER just outside of Breckenridge. She told me to come in and we would get to catch up as well as heal my sinus issue. Her boyfriend also works at the ER. I saw her wave to a tall cute guy and I said enthusiastically, "Hey! Is that your tall cute boyfriend?" She said "No. My boyfriends cute but not that tall. Do you know who that is though? He was once The Bachelor on t.v." "So you're saying I have a chance!"

He walked into my room and immediately I felt flushed but I played it off as a fever. I had to breathe for him while he listened to my back and chest. He looked down my throat and then came the horror. He, without warning, started feeling my stomach to ask if it hurt. I was sitting hunched over and there were definitely rolls! Couldn't he at least ask me to lay down so he could see I have a two pack? That or buy me dinner first.

I'm pretty sure I made an impression on him: one of a weak girl who couldn't handle a sinus cold, needed to eat healthier and probably had snot bubbles coming out of her nose. I'm sure he's still asking Hannah about her cool hot friend who came into the ER.

At least I got to ski.

Andrew's Blog

Drewby called me last night and said he was going to start a blog. I'm so freakin' excited because he makes me laugh HARD! You can read his blog here. He only has one entry but hopefully there will be more. DON'T DISAPPOINT ME DREW! No pressure or anything.

Breckenridge, CO

We headed up to Breckenridge, CO for Andrew's spring break and my 31st birthday. Yes, Happy Birthday to me. Thank you to all those who sent such loving texts, emails and phone calls!

I'll be sure to post more in a bit but you can guess the story by this picture:

Oh, and this was my doctor:

I kid you not. Hello Dr. Stork. Yes, I will accept this rose. Thank you.

More of Liam

Here are some more pictures of Liam that Patrick just sent. They totally made me cry! They are such joyful parents and it makes me so happy to finally see them as a family...that and the Judd's song, "Love is Alive," is playing and always does that to me.

Liam Joseph Orender

He's finally here! Patrick & Alicia welcomed Liam into the world at 8:08 this morning. He's 6 lbs. 7 oz. He is 19 inches long. I think he has my brothers nose. It's hard to tell. I cannot wait to meet the little guy!

Here are some pictures!

Happy Birthday Connor!

You turn one today. In the past twelve months your personality has grown and we're beginning to see what you will be like when you're older. You'll be a laid back guy who makes people work hard to get you to laugh. I hope that last part changes because you're my toughest critic!

Look how much you've grown!

You've still got the chubby cheeks and even chubbier thighs.

I hope you hold onto those for a little bit longer.

You'll be walking soon and we'll all be chasing after you.

You'll be a great big brother. I loved having a big brother. You better treat your siblings with love, kindness and just a little bit of roughness to toughen them up. That's what brothers are for, right?

I'm so glad to know you and can't wait to spend a few days up in Colorado with you. We'll celebrate both our birthdays! I'll be your favorite aunt. MARK MY WORDS! I love you!

I Need My Dones!

Note to self: don't eat pounds of salt. I'm not certain but I have a hunch that my salt binge last week culiminated in the seizing of my neck and shoulder muscles on the right side of my body. Friday morning I woke up to extreme pain in my right shoulder blade and neck. I couldn't lift my arm above my shoulder which resulted in me not showering. Don't look at me that way! I couldn't shower! It was physically impossible! I've showered since, okay?

I went and saw an amazing massage therapist, Mimi. This one was not quite as enjoyable as the massage given to me two years ago by Nathan. She beat me up and made me feel a little better. I'm still trying to recover. She said that the entire right side of my body hurts because I work at a desk. Working at a desk also makes my personality hurt too.

Big Brother Connor

There is so much to celebrate in my family! My little sister, Erin, is pregnant again! You can check out Connor's website to see the moment Erin & Chris revealed the big news to the family at Connor's first birthday party. I'm hoping they upload the video soon so I can see it! It's hard being away while the family has so much to celebrate.

Have I mentioned how much I love being an aunt? It's true. I LOVE it! And this thursday I'll get to be an aunt again. We're welcoming little Liam to the world!

Spin Class

Um, no thanks. I am seriously wondering what kind of sanitation methods were used. Hello, fungus! And ew. I would NEVER use a machine knowing that someone had once used it...naked.

Katy Ore-Ida Tator Tot

I have been the laziest of human beings the past two nights. I have sat on the couch and watched a box that showed other human beings living their lives. One night of pajamas, dinner on the couch and American Idol is fine. But two nights in a row? AND I was too lazy to get up and run this morning. I blamed it on the "scary" thundering weather.

I also just ate some tomatoes with salt. What is up with that?

Stat

My little brother, Andrew, is trying really hard to out do me when it comes to surgeries. I had two in one month back in the day. Gallbladder & appendix. I no longer have them. It's true. Andrew's about to go into surgery to remove an abcess that formed after his appendectomy. That poor kid! I must say he goes to extreme measures to take first place. What he doesn't realize is that I'm EXTREMELY competitive.

Hopefully he'll be home in a few hours. It's not supposed to be anything major. I secretly think he's just trying really hard to get out of even more school. Smart kid.

Mancrush

Who's your mancrush? Inquiring minds want to know! I have a crush on every single person on the top 10 list.

Sodium Carbonate

Yesterday's Lunch:

Appetizer of grape tomatoes with salt...and more salt
Appetizer of Tostitos Scoops chips with salsa and guacamole
Dessert of half Golden Delicious Apple
Entree of an organic cheese tortellini thingy with pesto sauce that was immediately thrown in the trash because it tasted like mint. I hate mint. And it was organic. I tried organic but I need to just embrace the fact that preservatives are for me.

Today's Lunch:
Appetizer of Tostitos Scoops chips with salsa and guacamole
Dessert of grape tomatoes with salt...and more salt
Entree of a Healthy Choice chicken and rosemary potato thingy. I ate most of it. It also had broccoli.

My current craving: Grape Tomatoes with salt...and more salt. I couldn't wait to get out of a meeting so I could go eat my salt with tomatoes. I'm going to be retaining pounds of water any day now. I just realized I've only gone to the bathroom once today. I think the water retention has begun.

Do the Hustle

Apparently I'm not THAT out of shape. Sure the muffin tops are still there but my pride remains in tact. I placed 53rd out of 192 for my age division in the 52 floor Hustle Up the Hancock! Yeah baby! Boo-ya! That would be 10:25 for 52 floors. That's 12.5 seconds per floor. It looks like training on the couch really helped me reach my goal. Why thank you. May I humble myself for a moment? A 74 year old man completed the 52 floors in 11 minutes. I guarantee that I would have knocked him down had he gotten in my way! I let NOBODY pass me. You hear that? NOBODY! You just wait until next year. I'm doing all 95 flights...on one leg...wearing slippers...and a thong!

Shape Up or Else...

I've come to the conclusion that I am indeed out of shape. (hangs head in shame) This comes on the cusp of my Hustle Up the Hancock race on Sunday. Since when have I turned into someone who doesn't train for races and who relies heavily on "winging it"? I don't know this person and I'm freightened.

Last night I ran for 28 minutes outside. It was my first outdoor running experience in over a month. Then this morning I ran for 15 minutes on the treadmill and thought I was going to die. I had to slow the speed down to 5.8. I've always been a 6.0 girl or more. I was afraid someone would notice my downgrade. I then hopped on the stairclimber for 12 more minutes of athletic achievement. I again was huffing and puffing. I told myself that it was probably PMS. No, just had that a couple of weeks ago. Maybe it's dehydration? Sure it is Katy. But it can't be because I'm out of shape! I've always been in shape. Maybe it's the muffin tops that have suddenly appeared out of nowhere. I swear this Chicago winter is doing nothing for my figure. Yes I have curves and have always been proud of them. But suddenly I have a few more curves...that hang over the top of my low rise jeans.

I'm doing the Indy Mini Half Marathon on May 5th. I must start training hard core this next week. I need accountability people! And I need a smaller pant size. Pray for me.

George Strait for Real

See? I was there! Thanks for the pictures Alyson!

Season 3

Oh you know it's going to be another great season of Dancing with the Stars!

Apolo Ono? Seriously? I have to see this. He'll be the new hearthrob who doesn't deserve it. I'll cheer for someone funny and chubby like Joey Fatone.

I'm in Love!

I seriously have a new crush.

My Little Brother and His Little Appendix

Andrew is having surgery in one hour to have his appendix taken out. It must be a family thing. My dad, older brother and I no longer have ours. This way when we decide to hike up Mount Everest we won't have to worry about having an appendicitis. 'Cause that could happen.

Please say a prayer for a safe surgery and a quick recovery for Andrew. Thank you!

Baby Shower

This weekend I headed home to Texas to help throw a baby shower for my uber-fantastic sister-in-law, Alicia. Here are a few pictures from the main event:















Here's a glimpse of the lovely ladies who love Alicia















The Happy soon-to-be parents. Patrick, the haircut looks awesome. I'll miss fluffy.















Could I be a more perfect hostess? But seriously, look at the decorations. you know I had nothing to do with them. But I did organize the sandwich display!

You can check out more pictures on Liam's blog: Lonestar Liam.

Tune In Tokyo

Tune in THIS Thursday night, February 22, to see my Level 1A Second City Conservatory teacher on my favorite show, The Office! Jean Villepique is crush-worthy, talented and an amazing teacher. She pushed us hard and made me go way way way outside my comfort zone. I hated her for it. Not really, but sort of.

All because of her I just got cast doing a small voice over! Do you remember that one snowy night when I had those auditions? One happened to be for a Chicago Comedy T.V. Pilot competition. Well, I'm doing a small voice over for one of the entries. Neato! It's only a matter of time before I too am on the office as Dwight's love interest! Move over Angela!

New Breed

I had to post this new one. We were crying laughing. Russ, your wife is A-Mazing.

Sexy Ladies

...if by sexy you mean utterly repulsive. But there is a sort of beauty that can be seen deep, deep, deep down inside.

Amarillo by Mornin'

Last night I went to see George Strait with my friend Alyson. George = awesome. He is the definition of classy and he's a gentleman through and through. Wearing his 10 gallon hat, starched Wranglers and cowboy boots he made us ladies swoon. Did you know that he has 54 #1 hits? He sang about 30 of them last night. Alyson got the best seats. He stood directly in front of us and I could have thrown a penny and hit him. Not that I actually did throw a penny. I just wanted to give you a visual. Have you visualized?

George is "Pure Country" and an ideal Texan. He sang a bazillion songs about Texas and flashed pictures of the various Texas landscapes. It made me homesick. Good thing I'm flying home to Dallas tonight!

I've had a few conversations with people who despise country music. And by despise I mean they would rather go down a slide of razor blades and land in a pool of rubbing alcohol than listen to country music. That just makes me sad. It's more like it's a pride thing with them. Country is beneath them. I actually had someone tell me that they disagree with everything that country music stands for: the south, conservatives, Christian beliefs, the prevelence of Jesus just to name a few. It's an uninformed opinion. If they just don't like the twang, that's fine. But knocking the people, that's a whole other story. I know that country music can bring out a few interesting folks who do not represent the best in people. But why classify all fans as being judgmental and small minded? Country music also represents family, national pride and a way of life. And who doesn't enjoy songs about divorce, truck driving, drunkenness, mama killed papa, rodeos and sexy tractor driving men?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I hope your day is filled with lots of love and many wonderful surprises!

Seeing as most people think of this as a romantic holiday I prefer to think of it as a day where I can share with my family and close friends how much I love them! I did this by not sending anyone any cards or flowers, but instead opting for the communication of love: text. Yes, I texted them "I love you." Nothing says I love you like a text. I know some peopleout there are textually challenged but thankfully not the circles I run in these days.

So do yourself and your loved ones a favor, send them a text right now. Yes! This very minute tell them how much you love them by pressing the buttons on your phone. That's good! Way to go!

To all my readership: I love you! Happy Valentine's Day! Hugs and Kisses!! xoxoxoxoxoxo

Man Muffs in Action

See? I tried them out. Still not sold on them. Sorry Jason.

Winter Storm

I just got released early today from prison. Did I say prison? I meant work. Chicago has been bashed with frigid weather and unending snow storms these past couple of weeks. Why do I live here again?

Here are a few pictures from my neighborhood. I totally need to do laundry tonight but considering I don't want to dig my car out of the snow drift it looks like I'll be washing my underwear in the sink...or turning it inside out. TMI? Yeah.

The Rules

So I have a little quirk. I thought it was a cute little quirk that could be shared and enjoyed by those around me. I learned last night that it is neither cute nor enjoyed by those around me. I love to sing. I find it nearly physically impossible not to sing when I hear a song I know on the radio, on the television or just in my head. I must sing! Here are my favorites:

• Any 80's tune
• Top 40 hits from the 1990's
• Anything U2 or Shania Twain (can't. help. it.)
• Indigo Girls: don't you dare cut me off in the middle of an Indigo Girls song to tell me some lame story that I will quickly forget.
• Musicals such as Phantom of the Opera and Grease

Speaking of Grease...my apartment has somewhat grown attached to the cultural phenomenon known as "Grease: You're the One that I Want." Grease is one of my all-time favorite movies. It was only recently that I finally grasped what some of the phrases and inuendos mean. Shocking. Grease was the perfect recipe for enjoyment for a young girl who loved to sing and dance. No matter how much we pretend we despise it we secretly love it when the wedding D.J. spins "Summer Lovin'" and we all dance and sing at the top of our lungs. Am I right? Don't deny it. I'll call you a liar. Liar. Told you.

So this brings me to last night's conversation between the roommates. I of course was singing along to "Jesus Christ Superstar" and Janell immediately turned up the television.

"What? You don't like it when I sing along with these songs?"

"No, you can sing along, just do it during the commercials."

"But it's not nearly as fun because there isn't music! So now there are rules for watching this show?"

"Not rules, just preferences."

"I'll be sure to try and respect your wishes. It will be tough and will take all I have to hold myself back."

"Thank you."

I couldn't help but briefly forget the rules and bust out during one of the male vocal performances. I covered my mouth quickly.

"Sorry, I forgot."

"Oh you can sing during the men's performances. You harmonize so I can hear them over you."

"Oh, so now there's new rules?"

I can't say anything because I established rules with Jessie when it comes to television and the guitar. She can't play the guitar during a show, only during the commercials. It's a miracle that we haven't driven each other to the brink of insanity.

Your Grayness

I can't stop looking in my magnified mirror and counting the number of gray hairs I have on my head. I feel like they are multiplying every day. I think this cold weather is causing the frantic sprouting of gray hair around my hairline. I can't pluck them because I don't want wire-y swirling hairs to grow in their place. Therefore I am plagued by this question:

When does one embrace the fact that their hair is gray and frequent color processing begins?

This is a BIG question because it means more frequent visits to the salon and more money down the drain. Not that I think that getting your hair colored is money down the drain. I mean, whatever keeps me looking young!

Okay, so there are only maybe 10 gray hairs. But they are 10 visible gray hairs. I could have sworn that I only had six last week.

Audition Blitz

Sunday began my whirlwind week of auditions. I have to say that I feel quite confident with my performances and encouraged by the whole process. That's the exact opposite of what I thought I would be feeling by the end of it.

Last night I braved the cold and snowy weather to go to two auditions. They were on opposite ends of the city but somehow, in Katy fashion, I made it really early to both and waited in my car trying to keep warm. The first was for some Chicago Comedy TV Pilot Competition. I was able to do some cold reading and it was fun! I haven't done comedy in a couple of months and I realized how much I miss it! They even had me read a couple of parts that would actually be voice overs. I was able to play with character voices which was a blast! The lead role, Maragaret, is described as "pinched, very thin, and librarian-like." Uh, probably not going to be me since I'd classify myself as "approachable, curvacious and dorky." But she did ask what my schedule was like in the next couple of weeks. We'll see!

The second audition was for Chekov's "The Seagull." When I walked into the room, the theater company founder cheerily said, "Oh! Your headshot is the one I really liked!" This baffles me because it really isn't anything great and I borderline cringe everytime I see it. But she proceeded to tell me that it's at a good angle, my smile is beautiful and my eyes are bright. Why thank you! I'll take those compliments any day. After my monologue she told me that I probably wouldn't be called back and then said slowly with almost a wink, "but that doesn't mean anything." Okay. Well that didn't mean anything to me either. I'm guessing that she might consider me for another play or something. That's the beauty of auditioning; there's always hope for the future! When I walked out of the room I overheard her say to the other woman, "Wow, she was charming!" She either said that or "wow, that was alarming." I'm going with the "charming."

Dancing with the Dogs

Becky shared this video with me. I LOVE Golden Retrievers. I'm sure my brother, Patrick, could teach his Golden, Cade, how to do a dance like this. This dog is way smarter than me.

Can It Be?

Me? An Angel? Who knew?!
















Ashley and I were psyching ourselves up for a little live band karaoke last friday night. I sang a GREAT rendition of Modern English's "Melt with You." There were about 15 people in the bar and I'm pretty sure 15 people cringed. But it was fabulous!

Despair, Inc.

Here's a fun article from the Austin Chronicle about my friend Kellsey's brothers, Jef & Justin Sewell. I remember when these Despair, Inc. calendars/posters first came out. They are just my sense of humor. If you've never seen them, please visit their website. Apparently they have video podcasts too. Why am I not this funny? Surely I can come up with a way to make money just by being myself!

Chicago Superstar

All you Chicago people, go see my friend, Cristin McAlister, in a movie she recently filmed. Click here and you can purchase tickets for the one night showing on Saturday, February 10. Yay Cristin! I'm so proud of you!

Speaking of Chicago superstars, I have three auditions in the next five days. I'm still keeping my new years goals!! Let's hope some of these dreams come to fruition.

Game Time Countdown

Puleeeeez! Computer games also chose Rocky Balboa to win over Mason "The Line" Dixon. SPOILER ALERT!!!! But you know what? He loses. So basically Madden '07 has no idea what it's talking about. And frankly, I'm not so sure if I do either.

All this to say that my Da Bears shirt arrived today! I look fantastic in navy!

High Kickin'

These are so cute! I need to have children right now so I can buy them adorable clothing. Then after buying them adorable clothing I'll hire a nanny.

Man Muffs

Take those off right now. I'm not kidding! Don't make me come over there and rip your ears off! Have you no sense?! I know it's freakin' cold outside! My face is awash with residual wind burn! When did this conversation turn to me? Stay focused! I'm just trying to help you here. I'm only telling you this for your own good. Please, do yourself...and me a favor, just wear a hat. A hat! You know, one of those nice fleece, wool, cashmere or angora hats. I actually find them sexy. Hats sexy. Man Muffs not.

Well, Man Muffs are a little better than these. I witnessed a pair of leather ones on the el yesterday. I'm still recovering.

UPDATE: Thank you Gina & Christine for locating this and this.

Ditka

Not only did I sign up for the Shamrock Shuffle today, but I also bought this t-shirt!














You can buy your own here!

Missed Connection

Dear cute guy driving a 4-Runner at 5:56 am this very morning in front of the 7-Eleven,

Do remember that magical moment this morning when we locked eyes? Do you remember that one special moment when I picked myself up off of the ground after tripping and sliding my palms across the cement sidewalk? Did you find that attractive? If so, give me a call. There's a lot more where that came from.

Anatomy of a Tear

Much to my dismay I found myself crying hard during last night's episode of Grey's Anatomy. I could feel my roommates turning their heads to look at me and make sure that I was okay. Dad, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Kathryn, why are you surprised that you're crying? You cry at everything. Remember that time you saw a dog get hit in the street and you claim you heard it screaming?" Yes dad, I remember. I still cry when I think about it. And I can still hear the screams! I also remember my good friend, Dr. Mark Green, who worked at County Hospital, who once had to treat his dad who was dying of lung cancer. I look like I had been punched in the face after hearing that story. There's also the time that a friend of mine took in five kids with disabilities and then these really generous people, who love Sears ,offered to help build a new house for them. The tears could not be held back. Oh and who can forget my friend who was dying of cancer and his wife was pregnant so he made videos to help teach his kid lessons about life and then he was too weak to shave so his dad, who didn't understand him so they drifted apart, took pity and shaved his face oh so tenderly.

BAWLING! SOBBING!

All that to say that I cried last night. Remember when those two girls left their Amish villages and were never to return? These best friends were going to stick by each other "from cradle to grave." Then one of them has terminal cancer and has known for a while but didn't tell the other one. So she called her Amish parents, from whom she had been estranged, and they show up. The shunned girl was mad. Thankfully she had Izzy there to help her realize that her friend needs her parents and she needs to "let go." The parting of friends about put me over the edge and I almost drowned in my sorrows.

If I were to have to be shunned with anyone, Beckles it would be you.

Blah Blah

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Sorry for the boring posts. I really haven't done anything stupid or klutzy in days. If history/habit proves anything, I should have an interesting story to write about any minute now.

But for the sake of memories... member that one time my jeans ripped?

More Pictures of Cabo

Here are a few pictures that Beth & Bob took while in Cabo. Their camera battery didn't die on them. You can see the HUGE size of these whales! You can also see my glowing skin after a Deep Sea Mud Wrap. Big fan.

Best Friends

Becky kindly pointed out in her comments on the "Jessie" entry that I have yet to post a picture from her wedding. I can't believe I didn't do that! It's probably because I went through an emotionally difficult time where I lost my identity, refused to shave my arm pits and only ate carrots all because Becky got married!

Beckles, did you mean pictures like these:

















There's nothing like being able to stand next to your best friend and celebrate a new journey in her life. Love you Beckles!

P.S. I have a great one of you and Russ and I'll add it soon.

Drewby

Last night my little brother, Andrew, called me. I figured he wanted to talk about our upcoming ski trip for his spring break. He said he just wanted to call and say hi and see how I was doing. WHAT?! I was so touched! My brother is a high school boy who is thoughtful enough to check-in on his crazy sister!

Two of my favorite and memorable discussions with my brother resulted from last night's conversation:

1. When he asked how I've been doing I just told him that things are really great but that I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. Sometimes it's hard but I'll make it. He then told me that he prays for me. He prays that God would show me where He wants me to go in my life. I about started crying right then and there. That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. I am truly honored that Drewby would take the time to go before God on my behalf. I told him to keep lighting candles!

I also told him my prayer for him since the day he was born. I pray that God would make Andrew a leader for Him and that Andrew would have compassion for His people. He said he's working on being leader. He's on student council and seeking out other opportunities. I'm so proud of him!

2. He said he found some old year books on his bed from when Erin and I were in Junior High and High School. In great shock he said, "Y'all were HOT back then!" I screamed with laughter and could hardly contain myself. I'm sure I was "real hot" with my perm in seventh grade. I'm going to keep that conversation in a pocket and take it with me wherever I go. I love it!

Drew, thanks for keeping me entertained (constantly) and for your love for me! I love you!

DAAAAAA BEARS!

Oh sweet victory! The fans, the snow, the Lovie and a BIG WIN for the Bears. It was indeed a divine Sunday. Horns were honking. Cats and Dogs were hugging. Little children wept for joy and so did their daddies. 'Twas a glorious day in Chicago!

New Gig?

Yesterday I had a message from a good friend of mine in my acting classes. He said that he was asked to do a table reading of a play and he thought that I would bring something great and interesting to the project. I love hearing things of potential future employment! Especially when they have to do with acting! I was getting all excited and thinking about how this could potentially bring me needed exposure. Little did I know that it would bring me lots of unwanted exposure. Following the good news I heard, "She writes Erotica. The title of the play is Sex Scenes." Sigh. Nevermind.

How kind of him to ask though.

Jessie

My cousin/roommate, Jessie, says that I need to mention her more on my blog. So here Jess, I'm mentioning you. I should also mention the fact that she is part of the bet we made with Robert, my neighbor. She's going to make him cookies if the Bears lose. But the game is on and I should be smelling some Jumbalaya soon. The bears look good and Rexy looks sexy; manicured eyebrows and all. Let's hope they can keep it up for the next 10 minutes of game time.

Adrienne's Audition

Here is my friend, Adrienne Diaz, in her audition for The Best Damn Sports Show Period. We worked together at Kanakuk. She really is this gorgeous, fun and talented. If these men are smart, they'll hire her!

Just click here and scroll down to Adrienne's audition. Hopefully this will be up for longer than a day.

Congrats Adrienne!

Bears vs. Saints

Since the "Return of the Victorious Cowboys" dream died a brutal death last week (Oh! (dramatic placement of back of hand to forehead) Tony Romo I don't envy you), I've had to look elsewhere for sports team affiliations.

I live in Chicago so it's only right that I cheer for the Bears. Our baseball was a disappointment this year and basketball & hockey are hardly on the radar. Chicago could use this win to remind ourselves that we are somebody! SIDE NOTE: Hooray for Jennifer Hudson who won a Golden Globe for her performance in Dreamgirls! She's a Chicago girl.

On the otherhand, Chicago plays the New Orleans Saints on Sunday. Who needs a win more than the Saints and the city of New Orleans? This is the cinderella team and wouldn't it warm all of our hearts to see this team go all the way? It's really better for all of humanity to see the Saints claim victory. But is "all of humanity" reason enough to cheer for them?

I'm not a betting woman. Well, okay, maybe just while I was in Cabo and I won $5 from Uncle Bill for picking the SEC Florida over...who was that team?....wait....oh yes, the OSU Buckeyes. It must have been all of the Pina Coladas. BUT, I am betting my neighbor, Robert, who moved up here from New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina that the Bears will take it. I have $5 on that game. If he loses, he also owes us a dinner of some authentic jumbalaya.

I would really like to try some authentic jumbalaya. I guess I'm going with the Chicago win. Go Bears!

Reality Kicks In

I've been back at work for two days in a row. It hurts so bad.

I'm Back...Unfortunately

Here are some pictures from my incredible trip to Cabo. I'm already missing the warm sunny weather, the mexican food and mostly Happy Hour.

Cabo

I have found the place where I will get married someday. After having 25 dates this year I'm sure it will produce something!

I'm in Cabo San Lucas with my parents and my aunts and uncles. I am getting a few inquiring looks as to what I could possibly doing with all of these older people. It better not be that I'm with some sugar daddy. I mean, I am with a sugar daddy, my own dad. My aunts are dead set on finding me somebody here. I have to continually point out to them that the objects of their discoveries are married. I believe I actually heard my mom say to me at the pool today, "Well, he could just be for fun while you're here." (Mouth drops!) She's kidding...I think.

I sweated and contemplated my athletic abilities while doing yoga this morning with my aunts who are in their 50's or 60's. I also questioned the man who worked out facing the window to our yoga room for longer than it was necessary. He just couldn't get enough of those Lindsay thighs I guess.

The afternoon is usually waisted away by the pool. The happy hour always begins with a cheer from all of us. I think I'm officially sick of Pina Coladas...as if that's possible.

I'm off to bed. The sun really takes it out of you.

Year of the Dragon

Apparently a career as a film star is well suited to someone born in the Year of the Dragon. Well isn't that good news! But I'm not so sure the rest of this sounds like me.

2007

I have a feeling that 2007 will be a great year. First of all, the number 7 is God's favorite number. How do I know this? The Bible told me so. I mean, He uses the number 7 in almost everything. So this is the BIG year! Second of all...there is no second of all. It just is.

My parents have no t.v. at their lakehouse and this makes us do crazy things like sit down as a family and write out our goals for the year. I actually was excited about it and am happy to be starting the year reaching for some attainable and lofty goals. I will share several of them and maybe they will inspire you to do the same!

1. I will weigh __ __ __ pounds by 12/31/07 (this is my little secret)
2. I will run two half marathons and compete in 1-2 triathalons this year.
3. I will audition 3 times a month.
4. I will write and perform a one woman show by 12/31/07.
5. I will bring my lunch to work 3 times a week.
6. I will read one spiritual book for every two fictional books I read.
7. I will take a vacation with my friends and not just use my vacation days to visit family.
8. I will be involved with four paying acting gigs this year.
9. I will go on 25 dates this year (My dad set this goal. It appears that he's ready to marry me off).
10. I will pray for my family everyday. (this should have been a given)

So I've got much to do this year and now you can hold me accountable!

Layover

Last night's dinner conversation:

Me: I'm thinking about starting a brothel at airports to earn big bucks.

Erin: If you were to start one, what would you call it?

Me: Hmmm...I'd call it Layover. (lots and lots of guilty laughing). Our tagline would be "A Layover You Would't Mind."

Merry Christmas!

I hope your Christmas has been wonderful. I have enjoyed every moment at home with my family. It's going to be hard to going back to Chicago. I'll take solice in the fact that I leave for Cabo in nine days. Tough life.

To the joy of everyone we received a Karaoke machine from Santa this Christmas. We Orender's have never been shy of the stage...except when I was painfully shy as a kid. It's been non-stop singing. Even Mom & Dad have entertained us. Dad's waiting to get a Frank Sinatra cd and then we'll never be able to get him away from that machine! Thankfully there are two microphones which cuts down on the fighting. A family that sings Eminem together stays together.

Welsh Corgi

Becky and Russ are thinking about getting a dog. After living with my family Becky fell in love with Corgi's. Growing up we had a Pembroke Welsh Corgi named Woofie. I love these puppies. I mean, just look at these snuggable puppy! It makes me want a dog so bad!













This is little Zac from Overo Corgi's.

Richard

I want to give a shout out to Richard who has kept me, my family and so many others looking beautiful over the years. He's got serious skills with the scissors and can make the dull hair a little more exciting.

Miss you! I do have a new hair person up here in Chicago but my heart will always be with you! :-)

House of Crazy

Friday night was the big REBIRTH sketch performance at the House of Blues. It was quite surreal performing in a venue that's played host to so many great musical artists. Armed with a keyboard, lapel mic's and killer wit we took to the stage. I can't say that I was overly impressed with our performance on Friday. It was a difficult venue to perform sketch but I am so glad that we did it. I learned so much about the process and now we have a great show we can perform elsewhere.

The best part of the night was the crowd of friends and family that came to support us. Half my office attended as well as other people who are so loving and supporting of me. We had more fans than any band that performed that night. And we needed them! The bar scene can be an unfriendly place to bare your artist soul.

It really is a miracle that this performance happened at all. We found ourselves on the street corner by Ashley's apartment warming up in the cold air. Jason was frantically teaching Devin how to play our songs on the keyboard while we rehearsed our lyrics. I'm surprised we didn't make any money from pedestrians passing us while we played. After racing to the House of Blues and hoping to make it in time to get the mic's hooked up and ready they showed us to the "rehearsal area." This "rehearsal area" happened to be a stairwell behind the kitchen. We crammed into a corner and tried to remember our tops & bottoms while servers and tech people ran up and down, in and out of the stairwell. It was too chaotic to really get nervous.

It was a crazy night but one that I will remember forever. Sure makes you appreciate those smaller theater houses that respect the artists on stage. Would I do it again? Sure, why not!?

Winter Employment

So I finally made it BIG! Check out my new gig!

Fortune?

I just had a fabulous dinner at Shine on Armitage. My fortune cookie told me:

Expand your horizons by reading a new book.

I have something to ask my fortune cookie:

Do you even know who I am?

Dating

Here is an email I recently sent to Beckles and referring to a blind date someone's working on for me:

Beck,

Please tell me how much you miss dating and being set up on blind dates. It's my new goal to date as much as possible between now and the time I get married. But when married Christians who run in Christian circles set you up with people…it gets to be a 3 ringed circus.

A quote from my brother about dating and married people:

Single people are merely a playground for married people.

I'm feeling it today.

Katy Cocktail

Thanks Heidi!

Does this sound anything like me?

How to make a Katy

Ingredients: 3 parts anger 1 part self-sufficiency 5 parts leadership

Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Jude Law

I am so mad at myself for finding Jude Law remotely attractive in the new movie, The Holiday. "Remotely attractive" isn't quite strong enough for the feelings that developed in me while watching him. The writers of the movie gave him every sort of personality quirk, characteristic and circumstance that would make every female in the audience go, "awwwwww!" I guarantee every woman watching Jude Law said quietly to themselves at some point "I could help him!" and made it their secret mission.

I'm so disappointed.

In all honesty, he does have the best chest hair I have ever seen on a man. Period.

For the Kiddos

I just found this fun website for kids clothing. This is especially important now that I'm an aunt of one and about to be an aunt of two!

Today

...is freezing. 9 degrees farenheit = me wanting to eat everything chocolate and sit on my couch snuggled up in a blanket while watching Little Women.

House of Blues Show

There are exciting things happening in the great city of Chicago! Namely, I'm performing at the House of Blues with my sketch/improv group, REBIRTH! We'll put up a 40 minute sketch show that's sure to get a laugh or two or three. I even sing in it! Now that's funny.

Here are the details:

When: Friday, December 15, 2006
Time: 9:00 p.m.
Location: House of Blues, Chicago
Cost: $10.00

If you would like to attend you can buy tickets from these two website: House of Blues or Ticketmaster. See our name in lights! And no, Al Roker's XXXLMAS show is not pornographic.

But speaking of porn....

Monday morning I arrived back at the office after a long holiday weekend to an email saying that I had attached a porn video to the mass email I sent out a few days earlier. WHAT?!!!! I sent out a mass email to 1,500 donors saying Thank You and Happy Thanksgiving! Little did they know what Thanksgiving treat they'd be getting from us. I was HORRIFIED to say the least. I mean, in someone's eyes my name will always be associated with porn. Thankfully only one woman had opened the attachment and seen it. Apparently it was a virus that attached itself to this mass email and it was undetectible to our system. Classic!

So be careful of opening any presents from me. You just never know what I might send you.

Accessories Heaven

I'm in so much TROUBLE!