Happy Birthday Connor!

You turn one today. In the past twelve months your personality has grown and we're beginning to see what you will be like when you're older. You'll be a laid back guy who makes people work hard to get you to laugh. I hope that last part changes because you're my toughest critic!

Look how much you've grown!

You've still got the chubby cheeks and even chubbier thighs.

I hope you hold onto those for a little bit longer.

You'll be walking soon and we'll all be chasing after you.

You'll be a great big brother. I loved having a big brother. You better treat your siblings with love, kindness and just a little bit of roughness to toughen them up. That's what brothers are for, right?

I'm so glad to know you and can't wait to spend a few days up in Colorado with you. We'll celebrate both our birthdays! I'll be your favorite aunt. MARK MY WORDS! I love you!

I Need My Dones!

Note to self: don't eat pounds of salt. I'm not certain but I have a hunch that my salt binge last week culiminated in the seizing of my neck and shoulder muscles on the right side of my body. Friday morning I woke up to extreme pain in my right shoulder blade and neck. I couldn't lift my arm above my shoulder which resulted in me not showering. Don't look at me that way! I couldn't shower! It was physically impossible! I've showered since, okay?

I went and saw an amazing massage therapist, Mimi. This one was not quite as enjoyable as the massage given to me two years ago by Nathan. She beat me up and made me feel a little better. I'm still trying to recover. She said that the entire right side of my body hurts because I work at a desk. Working at a desk also makes my personality hurt too.

Big Brother Connor

There is so much to celebrate in my family! My little sister, Erin, is pregnant again! You can check out Connor's website to see the moment Erin & Chris revealed the big news to the family at Connor's first birthday party. I'm hoping they upload the video soon so I can see it! It's hard being away while the family has so much to celebrate.

Have I mentioned how much I love being an aunt? It's true. I LOVE it! And this thursday I'll get to be an aunt again. We're welcoming little Liam to the world!

Spin Class

Um, no thanks. I am seriously wondering what kind of sanitation methods were used. Hello, fungus! And ew. I would NEVER use a machine knowing that someone had once used it...naked.

Katy Ore-Ida Tator Tot

I have been the laziest of human beings the past two nights. I have sat on the couch and watched a box that showed other human beings living their lives. One night of pajamas, dinner on the couch and American Idol is fine. But two nights in a row? AND I was too lazy to get up and run this morning. I blamed it on the "scary" thundering weather.

I also just ate some tomatoes with salt. What is up with that?

Stat

My little brother, Andrew, is trying really hard to out do me when it comes to surgeries. I had two in one month back in the day. Gallbladder & appendix. I no longer have them. It's true. Andrew's about to go into surgery to remove an abcess that formed after his appendectomy. That poor kid! I must say he goes to extreme measures to take first place. What he doesn't realize is that I'm EXTREMELY competitive.

Hopefully he'll be home in a few hours. It's not supposed to be anything major. I secretly think he's just trying really hard to get out of even more school. Smart kid.

Mancrush

Who's your mancrush? Inquiring minds want to know! I have a crush on every single person on the top 10 list.

Sodium Carbonate

Yesterday's Lunch:

Appetizer of grape tomatoes with salt...and more salt
Appetizer of Tostitos Scoops chips with salsa and guacamole
Dessert of half Golden Delicious Apple
Entree of an organic cheese tortellini thingy with pesto sauce that was immediately thrown in the trash because it tasted like mint. I hate mint. And it was organic. I tried organic but I need to just embrace the fact that preservatives are for me.

Today's Lunch:
Appetizer of Tostitos Scoops chips with salsa and guacamole
Dessert of grape tomatoes with salt...and more salt
Entree of a Healthy Choice chicken and rosemary potato thingy. I ate most of it. It also had broccoli.

My current craving: Grape Tomatoes with salt...and more salt. I couldn't wait to get out of a meeting so I could go eat my salt with tomatoes. I'm going to be retaining pounds of water any day now. I just realized I've only gone to the bathroom once today. I think the water retention has begun.

Do the Hustle

Apparently I'm not THAT out of shape. Sure the muffin tops are still there but my pride remains in tact. I placed 53rd out of 192 for my age division in the 52 floor Hustle Up the Hancock! Yeah baby! Boo-ya! That would be 10:25 for 52 floors. That's 12.5 seconds per floor. It looks like training on the couch really helped me reach my goal. Why thank you. May I humble myself for a moment? A 74 year old man completed the 52 floors in 11 minutes. I guarantee that I would have knocked him down had he gotten in my way! I let NOBODY pass me. You hear that? NOBODY! You just wait until next year. I'm doing all 95 flights...on one leg...wearing slippers...and a thong!

Shape Up or Else...

I've come to the conclusion that I am indeed out of shape. (hangs head in shame) This comes on the cusp of my Hustle Up the Hancock race on Sunday. Since when have I turned into someone who doesn't train for races and who relies heavily on "winging it"? I don't know this person and I'm freightened.

Last night I ran for 28 minutes outside. It was my first outdoor running experience in over a month. Then this morning I ran for 15 minutes on the treadmill and thought I was going to die. I had to slow the speed down to 5.8. I've always been a 6.0 girl or more. I was afraid someone would notice my downgrade. I then hopped on the stairclimber for 12 more minutes of athletic achievement. I again was huffing and puffing. I told myself that it was probably PMS. No, just had that a couple of weeks ago. Maybe it's dehydration? Sure it is Katy. But it can't be because I'm out of shape! I've always been in shape. Maybe it's the muffin tops that have suddenly appeared out of nowhere. I swear this Chicago winter is doing nothing for my figure. Yes I have curves and have always been proud of them. But suddenly I have a few more curves...that hang over the top of my low rise jeans.

I'm doing the Indy Mini Half Marathon on May 5th. I must start training hard core this next week. I need accountability people! And I need a smaller pant size. Pray for me.

George Strait for Real

See? I was there! Thanks for the pictures Alyson!

Season 3

Oh you know it's going to be another great season of Dancing with the Stars!

Apolo Ono? Seriously? I have to see this. He'll be the new hearthrob who doesn't deserve it. I'll cheer for someone funny and chubby like Joey Fatone.

I'm in Love!

I seriously have a new crush.

My Little Brother and His Little Appendix

Andrew is having surgery in one hour to have his appendix taken out. It must be a family thing. My dad, older brother and I no longer have ours. This way when we decide to hike up Mount Everest we won't have to worry about having an appendicitis. 'Cause that could happen.

Please say a prayer for a safe surgery and a quick recovery for Andrew. Thank you!

Baby Shower

This weekend I headed home to Texas to help throw a baby shower for my uber-fantastic sister-in-law, Alicia. Here are a few pictures from the main event:















Here's a glimpse of the lovely ladies who love Alicia















The Happy soon-to-be parents. Patrick, the haircut looks awesome. I'll miss fluffy.















Could I be a more perfect hostess? But seriously, look at the decorations. you know I had nothing to do with them. But I did organize the sandwich display!

You can check out more pictures on Liam's blog: Lonestar Liam.

Tune In Tokyo

Tune in THIS Thursday night, February 22, to see my Level 1A Second City Conservatory teacher on my favorite show, The Office! Jean Villepique is crush-worthy, talented and an amazing teacher. She pushed us hard and made me go way way way outside my comfort zone. I hated her for it. Not really, but sort of.

All because of her I just got cast doing a small voice over! Do you remember that one snowy night when I had those auditions? One happened to be for a Chicago Comedy T.V. Pilot competition. Well, I'm doing a small voice over for one of the entries. Neato! It's only a matter of time before I too am on the office as Dwight's love interest! Move over Angela!

New Breed

I had to post this new one. We were crying laughing. Russ, your wife is A-Mazing.

Sexy Ladies

...if by sexy you mean utterly repulsive. But there is a sort of beauty that can be seen deep, deep, deep down inside.

Amarillo by Mornin'

Last night I went to see George Strait with my friend Alyson. George = awesome. He is the definition of classy and he's a gentleman through and through. Wearing his 10 gallon hat, starched Wranglers and cowboy boots he made us ladies swoon. Did you know that he has 54 #1 hits? He sang about 30 of them last night. Alyson got the best seats. He stood directly in front of us and I could have thrown a penny and hit him. Not that I actually did throw a penny. I just wanted to give you a visual. Have you visualized?

George is "Pure Country" and an ideal Texan. He sang a bazillion songs about Texas and flashed pictures of the various Texas landscapes. It made me homesick. Good thing I'm flying home to Dallas tonight!

I've had a few conversations with people who despise country music. And by despise I mean they would rather go down a slide of razor blades and land in a pool of rubbing alcohol than listen to country music. That just makes me sad. It's more like it's a pride thing with them. Country is beneath them. I actually had someone tell me that they disagree with everything that country music stands for: the south, conservatives, Christian beliefs, the prevelence of Jesus just to name a few. It's an uninformed opinion. If they just don't like the twang, that's fine. But knocking the people, that's a whole other story. I know that country music can bring out a few interesting folks who do not represent the best in people. But why classify all fans as being judgmental and small minded? Country music also represents family, national pride and a way of life. And who doesn't enjoy songs about divorce, truck driving, drunkenness, mama killed papa, rodeos and sexy tractor driving men?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I hope your day is filled with lots of love and many wonderful surprises!

Seeing as most people think of this as a romantic holiday I prefer to think of it as a day where I can share with my family and close friends how much I love them! I did this by not sending anyone any cards or flowers, but instead opting for the communication of love: text. Yes, I texted them "I love you." Nothing says I love you like a text. I know some peopleout there are textually challenged but thankfully not the circles I run in these days.

So do yourself and your loved ones a favor, send them a text right now. Yes! This very minute tell them how much you love them by pressing the buttons on your phone. That's good! Way to go!

To all my readership: I love you! Happy Valentine's Day! Hugs and Kisses!! xoxoxoxoxoxo

Man Muffs in Action

See? I tried them out. Still not sold on them. Sorry Jason.

Winter Storm

I just got released early today from prison. Did I say prison? I meant work. Chicago has been bashed with frigid weather and unending snow storms these past couple of weeks. Why do I live here again?

Here are a few pictures from my neighborhood. I totally need to do laundry tonight but considering I don't want to dig my car out of the snow drift it looks like I'll be washing my underwear in the sink...or turning it inside out. TMI? Yeah.

The Rules

So I have a little quirk. I thought it was a cute little quirk that could be shared and enjoyed by those around me. I learned last night that it is neither cute nor enjoyed by those around me. I love to sing. I find it nearly physically impossible not to sing when I hear a song I know on the radio, on the television or just in my head. I must sing! Here are my favorites:

• Any 80's tune
• Top 40 hits from the 1990's
• Anything U2 or Shania Twain (can't. help. it.)
• Indigo Girls: don't you dare cut me off in the middle of an Indigo Girls song to tell me some lame story that I will quickly forget.
• Musicals such as Phantom of the Opera and Grease

Speaking of Grease...my apartment has somewhat grown attached to the cultural phenomenon known as "Grease: You're the One that I Want." Grease is one of my all-time favorite movies. It was only recently that I finally grasped what some of the phrases and inuendos mean. Shocking. Grease was the perfect recipe for enjoyment for a young girl who loved to sing and dance. No matter how much we pretend we despise it we secretly love it when the wedding D.J. spins "Summer Lovin'" and we all dance and sing at the top of our lungs. Am I right? Don't deny it. I'll call you a liar. Liar. Told you.

So this brings me to last night's conversation between the roommates. I of course was singing along to "Jesus Christ Superstar" and Janell immediately turned up the television.

"What? You don't like it when I sing along with these songs?"

"No, you can sing along, just do it during the commercials."

"But it's not nearly as fun because there isn't music! So now there are rules for watching this show?"

"Not rules, just preferences."

"I'll be sure to try and respect your wishes. It will be tough and will take all I have to hold myself back."

"Thank you."

I couldn't help but briefly forget the rules and bust out during one of the male vocal performances. I covered my mouth quickly.

"Sorry, I forgot."

"Oh you can sing during the men's performances. You harmonize so I can hear them over you."

"Oh, so now there's new rules?"

I can't say anything because I established rules with Jessie when it comes to television and the guitar. She can't play the guitar during a show, only during the commercials. It's a miracle that we haven't driven each other to the brink of insanity.

Your Grayness

I can't stop looking in my magnified mirror and counting the number of gray hairs I have on my head. I feel like they are multiplying every day. I think this cold weather is causing the frantic sprouting of gray hair around my hairline. I can't pluck them because I don't want wire-y swirling hairs to grow in their place. Therefore I am plagued by this question:

When does one embrace the fact that their hair is gray and frequent color processing begins?

This is a BIG question because it means more frequent visits to the salon and more money down the drain. Not that I think that getting your hair colored is money down the drain. I mean, whatever keeps me looking young!

Okay, so there are only maybe 10 gray hairs. But they are 10 visible gray hairs. I could have sworn that I only had six last week.

Audition Blitz

Sunday began my whirlwind week of auditions. I have to say that I feel quite confident with my performances and encouraged by the whole process. That's the exact opposite of what I thought I would be feeling by the end of it.

Last night I braved the cold and snowy weather to go to two auditions. They were on opposite ends of the city but somehow, in Katy fashion, I made it really early to both and waited in my car trying to keep warm. The first was for some Chicago Comedy TV Pilot Competition. I was able to do some cold reading and it was fun! I haven't done comedy in a couple of months and I realized how much I miss it! They even had me read a couple of parts that would actually be voice overs. I was able to play with character voices which was a blast! The lead role, Maragaret, is described as "pinched, very thin, and librarian-like." Uh, probably not going to be me since I'd classify myself as "approachable, curvacious and dorky." But she did ask what my schedule was like in the next couple of weeks. We'll see!

The second audition was for Chekov's "The Seagull." When I walked into the room, the theater company founder cheerily said, "Oh! Your headshot is the one I really liked!" This baffles me because it really isn't anything great and I borderline cringe everytime I see it. But she proceeded to tell me that it's at a good angle, my smile is beautiful and my eyes are bright. Why thank you! I'll take those compliments any day. After my monologue she told me that I probably wouldn't be called back and then said slowly with almost a wink, "but that doesn't mean anything." Okay. Well that didn't mean anything to me either. I'm guessing that she might consider me for another play or something. That's the beauty of auditioning; there's always hope for the future! When I walked out of the room I overheard her say to the other woman, "Wow, she was charming!" She either said that or "wow, that was alarming." I'm going with the "charming."

Dancing with the Dogs

Becky shared this video with me. I LOVE Golden Retrievers. I'm sure my brother, Patrick, could teach his Golden, Cade, how to do a dance like this. This dog is way smarter than me.

Can It Be?

Me? An Angel? Who knew?!
















Ashley and I were psyching ourselves up for a little live band karaoke last friday night. I sang a GREAT rendition of Modern English's "Melt with You." There were about 15 people in the bar and I'm pretty sure 15 people cringed. But it was fabulous!

Despair, Inc.

Here's a fun article from the Austin Chronicle about my friend Kellsey's brothers, Jef & Justin Sewell. I remember when these Despair, Inc. calendars/posters first came out. They are just my sense of humor. If you've never seen them, please visit their website. Apparently they have video podcasts too. Why am I not this funny? Surely I can come up with a way to make money just by being myself!

Chicago Superstar

All you Chicago people, go see my friend, Cristin McAlister, in a movie she recently filmed. Click here and you can purchase tickets for the one night showing on Saturday, February 10. Yay Cristin! I'm so proud of you!

Speaking of Chicago superstars, I have three auditions in the next five days. I'm still keeping my new years goals!! Let's hope some of these dreams come to fruition.

Game Time Countdown

Puleeeeez! Computer games also chose Rocky Balboa to win over Mason "The Line" Dixon. SPOILER ALERT!!!! But you know what? He loses. So basically Madden '07 has no idea what it's talking about. And frankly, I'm not so sure if I do either.

All this to say that my Da Bears shirt arrived today! I look fantastic in navy!

High Kickin'

These are so cute! I need to have children right now so I can buy them adorable clothing. Then after buying them adorable clothing I'll hire a nanny.

Man Muffs

Take those off right now. I'm not kidding! Don't make me come over there and rip your ears off! Have you no sense?! I know it's freakin' cold outside! My face is awash with residual wind burn! When did this conversation turn to me? Stay focused! I'm just trying to help you here. I'm only telling you this for your own good. Please, do yourself...and me a favor, just wear a hat. A hat! You know, one of those nice fleece, wool, cashmere or angora hats. I actually find them sexy. Hats sexy. Man Muffs not.

Well, Man Muffs are a little better than these. I witnessed a pair of leather ones on the el yesterday. I'm still recovering.

UPDATE: Thank you Gina & Christine for locating this and this.

Ditka

Not only did I sign up for the Shamrock Shuffle today, but I also bought this t-shirt!














You can buy your own here!

Missed Connection

Dear cute guy driving a 4-Runner at 5:56 am this very morning in front of the 7-Eleven,

Do remember that magical moment this morning when we locked eyes? Do you remember that one special moment when I picked myself up off of the ground after tripping and sliding my palms across the cement sidewalk? Did you find that attractive? If so, give me a call. There's a lot more where that came from.

Anatomy of a Tear

Much to my dismay I found myself crying hard during last night's episode of Grey's Anatomy. I could feel my roommates turning their heads to look at me and make sure that I was okay. Dad, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Kathryn, why are you surprised that you're crying? You cry at everything. Remember that time you saw a dog get hit in the street and you claim you heard it screaming?" Yes dad, I remember. I still cry when I think about it. And I can still hear the screams! I also remember my good friend, Dr. Mark Green, who worked at County Hospital, who once had to treat his dad who was dying of lung cancer. I look like I had been punched in the face after hearing that story. There's also the time that a friend of mine took in five kids with disabilities and then these really generous people, who love Sears ,offered to help build a new house for them. The tears could not be held back. Oh and who can forget my friend who was dying of cancer and his wife was pregnant so he made videos to help teach his kid lessons about life and then he was too weak to shave so his dad, who didn't understand him so they drifted apart, took pity and shaved his face oh so tenderly.

BAWLING! SOBBING!

All that to say that I cried last night. Remember when those two girls left their Amish villages and were never to return? These best friends were going to stick by each other "from cradle to grave." Then one of them has terminal cancer and has known for a while but didn't tell the other one. So she called her Amish parents, from whom she had been estranged, and they show up. The shunned girl was mad. Thankfully she had Izzy there to help her realize that her friend needs her parents and she needs to "let go." The parting of friends about put me over the edge and I almost drowned in my sorrows.

If I were to have to be shunned with anyone, Beckles it would be you.

Blah Blah

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Sorry for the boring posts. I really haven't done anything stupid or klutzy in days. If history/habit proves anything, I should have an interesting story to write about any minute now.

But for the sake of memories... member that one time my jeans ripped?

More Pictures of Cabo

Here are a few pictures that Beth & Bob took while in Cabo. Their camera battery didn't die on them. You can see the HUGE size of these whales! You can also see my glowing skin after a Deep Sea Mud Wrap. Big fan.

Best Friends

Becky kindly pointed out in her comments on the "Jessie" entry that I have yet to post a picture from her wedding. I can't believe I didn't do that! It's probably because I went through an emotionally difficult time where I lost my identity, refused to shave my arm pits and only ate carrots all because Becky got married!

Beckles, did you mean pictures like these:

















There's nothing like being able to stand next to your best friend and celebrate a new journey in her life. Love you Beckles!

P.S. I have a great one of you and Russ and I'll add it soon.

Drewby

Last night my little brother, Andrew, called me. I figured he wanted to talk about our upcoming ski trip for his spring break. He said he just wanted to call and say hi and see how I was doing. WHAT?! I was so touched! My brother is a high school boy who is thoughtful enough to check-in on his crazy sister!

Two of my favorite and memorable discussions with my brother resulted from last night's conversation:

1. When he asked how I've been doing I just told him that things are really great but that I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. Sometimes it's hard but I'll make it. He then told me that he prays for me. He prays that God would show me where He wants me to go in my life. I about started crying right then and there. That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. I am truly honored that Drewby would take the time to go before God on my behalf. I told him to keep lighting candles!

I also told him my prayer for him since the day he was born. I pray that God would make Andrew a leader for Him and that Andrew would have compassion for His people. He said he's working on being leader. He's on student council and seeking out other opportunities. I'm so proud of him!

2. He said he found some old year books on his bed from when Erin and I were in Junior High and High School. In great shock he said, "Y'all were HOT back then!" I screamed with laughter and could hardly contain myself. I'm sure I was "real hot" with my perm in seventh grade. I'm going to keep that conversation in a pocket and take it with me wherever I go. I love it!

Drew, thanks for keeping me entertained (constantly) and for your love for me! I love you!

DAAAAAA BEARS!

Oh sweet victory! The fans, the snow, the Lovie and a BIG WIN for the Bears. It was indeed a divine Sunday. Horns were honking. Cats and Dogs were hugging. Little children wept for joy and so did their daddies. 'Twas a glorious day in Chicago!

New Gig?

Yesterday I had a message from a good friend of mine in my acting classes. He said that he was asked to do a table reading of a play and he thought that I would bring something great and interesting to the project. I love hearing things of potential future employment! Especially when they have to do with acting! I was getting all excited and thinking about how this could potentially bring me needed exposure. Little did I know that it would bring me lots of unwanted exposure. Following the good news I heard, "She writes Erotica. The title of the play is Sex Scenes." Sigh. Nevermind.

How kind of him to ask though.

Jessie

My cousin/roommate, Jessie, says that I need to mention her more on my blog. So here Jess, I'm mentioning you. I should also mention the fact that she is part of the bet we made with Robert, my neighbor. She's going to make him cookies if the Bears lose. But the game is on and I should be smelling some Jumbalaya soon. The bears look good and Rexy looks sexy; manicured eyebrows and all. Let's hope they can keep it up for the next 10 minutes of game time.

Adrienne's Audition

Here is my friend, Adrienne Diaz, in her audition for The Best Damn Sports Show Period. We worked together at Kanakuk. She really is this gorgeous, fun and talented. If these men are smart, they'll hire her!

Just click here and scroll down to Adrienne's audition. Hopefully this will be up for longer than a day.

Congrats Adrienne!

Bears vs. Saints

Since the "Return of the Victorious Cowboys" dream died a brutal death last week (Oh! (dramatic placement of back of hand to forehead) Tony Romo I don't envy you), I've had to look elsewhere for sports team affiliations.

I live in Chicago so it's only right that I cheer for the Bears. Our baseball was a disappointment this year and basketball & hockey are hardly on the radar. Chicago could use this win to remind ourselves that we are somebody! SIDE NOTE: Hooray for Jennifer Hudson who won a Golden Globe for her performance in Dreamgirls! She's a Chicago girl.

On the otherhand, Chicago plays the New Orleans Saints on Sunday. Who needs a win more than the Saints and the city of New Orleans? This is the cinderella team and wouldn't it warm all of our hearts to see this team go all the way? It's really better for all of humanity to see the Saints claim victory. But is "all of humanity" reason enough to cheer for them?

I'm not a betting woman. Well, okay, maybe just while I was in Cabo and I won $5 from Uncle Bill for picking the SEC Florida over...who was that team?....wait....oh yes, the OSU Buckeyes. It must have been all of the Pina Coladas. BUT, I am betting my neighbor, Robert, who moved up here from New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina that the Bears will take it. I have $5 on that game. If he loses, he also owes us a dinner of some authentic jumbalaya.

I would really like to try some authentic jumbalaya. I guess I'm going with the Chicago win. Go Bears!

Reality Kicks In

I've been back at work for two days in a row. It hurts so bad.

I'm Back...Unfortunately

Here are some pictures from my incredible trip to Cabo. I'm already missing the warm sunny weather, the mexican food and mostly Happy Hour.

Cabo

I have found the place where I will get married someday. After having 25 dates this year I'm sure it will produce something!

I'm in Cabo San Lucas with my parents and my aunts and uncles. I am getting a few inquiring looks as to what I could possibly doing with all of these older people. It better not be that I'm with some sugar daddy. I mean, I am with a sugar daddy, my own dad. My aunts are dead set on finding me somebody here. I have to continually point out to them that the objects of their discoveries are married. I believe I actually heard my mom say to me at the pool today, "Well, he could just be for fun while you're here." (Mouth drops!) She's kidding...I think.

I sweated and contemplated my athletic abilities while doing yoga this morning with my aunts who are in their 50's or 60's. I also questioned the man who worked out facing the window to our yoga room for longer than it was necessary. He just couldn't get enough of those Lindsay thighs I guess.

The afternoon is usually waisted away by the pool. The happy hour always begins with a cheer from all of us. I think I'm officially sick of Pina Coladas...as if that's possible.

I'm off to bed. The sun really takes it out of you.

Year of the Dragon

Apparently a career as a film star is well suited to someone born in the Year of the Dragon. Well isn't that good news! But I'm not so sure the rest of this sounds like me.

2007

I have a feeling that 2007 will be a great year. First of all, the number 7 is God's favorite number. How do I know this? The Bible told me so. I mean, He uses the number 7 in almost everything. So this is the BIG year! Second of all...there is no second of all. It just is.

My parents have no t.v. at their lakehouse and this makes us do crazy things like sit down as a family and write out our goals for the year. I actually was excited about it and am happy to be starting the year reaching for some attainable and lofty goals. I will share several of them and maybe they will inspire you to do the same!

1. I will weigh __ __ __ pounds by 12/31/07 (this is my little secret)
2. I will run two half marathons and compete in 1-2 triathalons this year.
3. I will audition 3 times a month.
4. I will write and perform a one woman show by 12/31/07.
5. I will bring my lunch to work 3 times a week.
6. I will read one spiritual book for every two fictional books I read.
7. I will take a vacation with my friends and not just use my vacation days to visit family.
8. I will be involved with four paying acting gigs this year.
9. I will go on 25 dates this year (My dad set this goal. It appears that he's ready to marry me off).
10. I will pray for my family everyday. (this should have been a given)

So I've got much to do this year and now you can hold me accountable!

Layover

Last night's dinner conversation:

Me: I'm thinking about starting a brothel at airports to earn big bucks.

Erin: If you were to start one, what would you call it?

Me: Hmmm...I'd call it Layover. (lots and lots of guilty laughing). Our tagline would be "A Layover You Would't Mind."

Merry Christmas!

I hope your Christmas has been wonderful. I have enjoyed every moment at home with my family. It's going to be hard to going back to Chicago. I'll take solice in the fact that I leave for Cabo in nine days. Tough life.

To the joy of everyone we received a Karaoke machine from Santa this Christmas. We Orender's have never been shy of the stage...except when I was painfully shy as a kid. It's been non-stop singing. Even Mom & Dad have entertained us. Dad's waiting to get a Frank Sinatra cd and then we'll never be able to get him away from that machine! Thankfully there are two microphones which cuts down on the fighting. A family that sings Eminem together stays together.

Welsh Corgi

Becky and Russ are thinking about getting a dog. After living with my family Becky fell in love with Corgi's. Growing up we had a Pembroke Welsh Corgi named Woofie. I love these puppies. I mean, just look at these snuggable puppy! It makes me want a dog so bad!













This is little Zac from Overo Corgi's.

Richard

I want to give a shout out to Richard who has kept me, my family and so many others looking beautiful over the years. He's got serious skills with the scissors and can make the dull hair a little more exciting.

Miss you! I do have a new hair person up here in Chicago but my heart will always be with you! :-)

House of Crazy

Friday night was the big REBIRTH sketch performance at the House of Blues. It was quite surreal performing in a venue that's played host to so many great musical artists. Armed with a keyboard, lapel mic's and killer wit we took to the stage. I can't say that I was overly impressed with our performance on Friday. It was a difficult venue to perform sketch but I am so glad that we did it. I learned so much about the process and now we have a great show we can perform elsewhere.

The best part of the night was the crowd of friends and family that came to support us. Half my office attended as well as other people who are so loving and supporting of me. We had more fans than any band that performed that night. And we needed them! The bar scene can be an unfriendly place to bare your artist soul.

It really is a miracle that this performance happened at all. We found ourselves on the street corner by Ashley's apartment warming up in the cold air. Jason was frantically teaching Devin how to play our songs on the keyboard while we rehearsed our lyrics. I'm surprised we didn't make any money from pedestrians passing us while we played. After racing to the House of Blues and hoping to make it in time to get the mic's hooked up and ready they showed us to the "rehearsal area." This "rehearsal area" happened to be a stairwell behind the kitchen. We crammed into a corner and tried to remember our tops & bottoms while servers and tech people ran up and down, in and out of the stairwell. It was too chaotic to really get nervous.

It was a crazy night but one that I will remember forever. Sure makes you appreciate those smaller theater houses that respect the artists on stage. Would I do it again? Sure, why not!?

Winter Employment

So I finally made it BIG! Check out my new gig!

Fortune?

I just had a fabulous dinner at Shine on Armitage. My fortune cookie told me:

Expand your horizons by reading a new book.

I have something to ask my fortune cookie:

Do you even know who I am?

Dating

Here is an email I recently sent to Beckles and referring to a blind date someone's working on for me:

Beck,

Please tell me how much you miss dating and being set up on blind dates. It's my new goal to date as much as possible between now and the time I get married. But when married Christians who run in Christian circles set you up with people…it gets to be a 3 ringed circus.

A quote from my brother about dating and married people:

Single people are merely a playground for married people.

I'm feeling it today.

Katy Cocktail

Thanks Heidi!

Does this sound anything like me?

How to make a Katy

Ingredients: 3 parts anger 1 part self-sufficiency 5 parts leadership

Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little sadness if desired!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Jude Law

I am so mad at myself for finding Jude Law remotely attractive in the new movie, The Holiday. "Remotely attractive" isn't quite strong enough for the feelings that developed in me while watching him. The writers of the movie gave him every sort of personality quirk, characteristic and circumstance that would make every female in the audience go, "awwwwww!" I guarantee every woman watching Jude Law said quietly to themselves at some point "I could help him!" and made it their secret mission.

I'm so disappointed.

In all honesty, he does have the best chest hair I have ever seen on a man. Period.

For the Kiddos

I just found this fun website for kids clothing. This is especially important now that I'm an aunt of one and about to be an aunt of two!

Today

...is freezing. 9 degrees farenheit = me wanting to eat everything chocolate and sit on my couch snuggled up in a blanket while watching Little Women.

House of Blues Show

There are exciting things happening in the great city of Chicago! Namely, I'm performing at the House of Blues with my sketch/improv group, REBIRTH! We'll put up a 40 minute sketch show that's sure to get a laugh or two or three. I even sing in it! Now that's funny.

Here are the details:

When: Friday, December 15, 2006
Time: 9:00 p.m.
Location: House of Blues, Chicago
Cost: $10.00

If you would like to attend you can buy tickets from these two website: House of Blues or Ticketmaster. See our name in lights! And no, Al Roker's XXXLMAS show is not pornographic.

But speaking of porn....

Monday morning I arrived back at the office after a long holiday weekend to an email saying that I had attached a porn video to the mass email I sent out a few days earlier. WHAT?!!!! I sent out a mass email to 1,500 donors saying Thank You and Happy Thanksgiving! Little did they know what Thanksgiving treat they'd be getting from us. I was HORRIFIED to say the least. I mean, in someone's eyes my name will always be associated with porn. Thankfully only one woman had opened the attachment and seen it. Apparently it was a virus that attached itself to this mass email and it was undetectible to our system. Classic!

So be careful of opening any presents from me. You just never know what I might send you.

Accessories Heaven

I'm in so much TROUBLE!

Take a Moment

Take a moment to let the troops know you support them over the holiday season. It's easy and fast! Just click here. Thanks Beck!

Jacks

Leave it to me to once again humiliate myself and everyone around me. The winning quote of the weekend (Becky, you'll love it) spoken enthusiastically by me while mom taught us to play Jacks:

Dad! Did you know mom was so good at jacking (Katy suddenly realizes what she just said and tries to cover it up)...people...up?

Dad was blushing big time. Erin & I couldn't stop laughing. Mom probably could have killed me. I deserve to be shot.

Heroes for Heroes

My brother-in-law, Chris, started a non-profit organization to help support the troops overseas. He was an ROTC guy at Arkansas and he has a heart for supporting those who keep us free. Here is a little blurb from him that shares more about the organization. Please consider helping with a small contribution.

At Heroes For Heroes we collect, comic books, magazines, DVD's, CD's and any other portable media we can get into the hands of our troops. We want to keep them culturally plugged in and also let them know that we are constantly thinking about them. Visit the website www.heroes4heroes.org for more information. We have raised over $3,500 in the last four weeks, but we need a lot more to accomplish some big goals. I know it's the holiday season but if you guys could spare an extra $10 or $20 it would help immensely. Our first packets will be comic books and magazines that we will have placed on the seat of every soldier flying out on the 14 hour flight to Iraq . We are going to make as many packets as we have money for. Let me know if any of you have contacts or have a soldier serving overseas that we can send a packet to.

Chris is also one of the founders of the Komikazee.com website. Check it out!

Photos From the Weekend

Pictures sometimes tell the best stories. Here are some photos to tell a little about the Thanksgiving Weekend:















Us ladies love to lounge, eat and talk.

















The healthy folks participated in the Turkey Trot Thanksgiving morning. This was the first time in years that I walked the Turkey Trot, but I had fun hanging out with Patrick and Cade. I've learned my lesson. I will run the 8 mile from now on. When you're stuck in the back with the 3 mile walkers you see more dog doo doo and puke. Nasty. Get a bag people!






















We headed out to the Lakehouse in Possum Kingdom Thanksgiving night. It was so relaxing! Connor and I got some good bonding time. He's beginning to look like a little man!


















This time of year brings thousands of vultures to the cliff where my parents house sits. They are fun to look at but also freak me out.

This is my dorky little brother. He gets it from me.

The Texas girl in me came out this weekend. Patrick taught me to shoot skeet. The first time I pulled the trigger on the shotgun I screamed. It had a kick in it that threw me backwards. I learned to love it though. So DON'T MESS WITH ME! One thing's for sure, if we had to rely on hunting for food, my family would be okay.

Homeward Bound

Tonight I leave for Dallas and I cannot wait to go home and hug my family, play with the dogs, woo Connor with my animated faces and eat lots and lots of food that will eventually clog my arteries. It's only been three months since I've seen a Texas sunset but it feels like forever. For some reason I'm homesick. The next few hours are going to crawl by so slowly. But there's something so fun about the anticipation of an exciting trip.

You probably won't hear from me for a few days. So here's an early Happy Thanksgiving! I hope that you have much to be thankful for this year.

Here's a picture in case you miss me.

My Mom

Here's a picture of my mom that my brother found recently. This could be a picture of me!

Gave It My All

I just finished an acting class and it was one of those classes that made me LOVE acting. It wasn't necessarily the class as much as it was my finally "getting it" in regards to my Tennessee Williams monologue. I just put it all out there and laid my insecurities to rest. I went for it and it paid off. Everyone stopped rehearsing their monologues to look on while I performed mine. A small huddle of congratulations formed when I was finished and I was a little embarrassed. But it sure felt AMAZING!

Leona is a dynamic and complicated character. I'm so glad that I've been able to play her. She's opposite of me and it allows me to show some versatility. I wish I could go out and audition right now for some spectacular play. That's the confidence I feel after an awesome class.

Emmitt Baby!!

Oh sweet victory, Emmitt has won! While in a work meeting last night, my roommate, Janell, texted me to let me know that Emmitt was taking home the trophy! I let out a yelp of excitement and happily shared the news with my co-workers. They too support Team Emmitt.

It seems like the right man won. He had the moves, the personality and the fans. Sorry Super Mario, but you just can't compete. It seems that you were a little miffed that your "perfect technique" didn't bring you the trophy. You've got style, how about a little grace?

I have to admit that I watched the last 10 minutes of the show before I came to work this morning. I teared up when Emmitt and Cheryl shared how great of an effect they had on each other. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Anyone free on Tuesday nights? I have nothing else going on anymore.

Happy Birthday Dad!

My dad turns 62 today and I want to wish him a great Big HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY! He told me today that he doesn't deserve me and I told him right back that I don't deserve him! I am truly blessed to be the daughter of such a great man. I know that there are plenty of people out there wishing they could be his daughter. He's so good to his family! He's so good to me!

My 62 year old dad is planning on running the 8 mile Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving. I'm hoping to run the 3! He also ran a half marathon when he turned 60. He had so much fun after that one that he decided to run a couple more. He loves fly-fishing, tennis and continues to perfect his golf game. He constantly looks for ways to help other people who are hurting and in great need. He loves the arts, a good joke (and some bad ones) and probably wishes he could be a sports caster. He's my dad!

I love you dad!

It's Official

I just received this email today from Second City.

Katy:

Thanks for participating in the annual Touring Company Understudy Auditions. We enjoyed meeting you and we hope you enjoyed playing with us. Although there is not a position available for you currently, we look forward to seeing you in auditions next year.

Oh, yes, you will see me next year! And next year you're going to want me!

The Art of Passport Photography

I just got my passport photo taken at Walgreens and am now borderline suicidal. I realize that Walgreens doesn't exactly hire fashion photographers or Annie Liebowitz's but you'd think they would hire someone who could take a decent picture!

My face is washed out and I believe I'm in mid-sentence of some profound statement. I don't think that it's quite in focus and it couldn't be grainier! I also think I suddenly gained 10 pounds in my face. How could the good ol' USofA decide on the most unattractive dimension of a photo? "Top of head to two inches below the chin." Chubbs! I mean, how am I supposed to show my passport to anyone without having to follow it up with a sob story about Walgreens passport photography?

Maybe I'll try Wolf/Ritz Camera next.

And yes, cousins, I too am going to Cabo. When you're 30 and single it could happen for you.

Dancing with Emmitt

Last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars did not disappoint! I was so riled up after watching the show that it took me forever to go to sleep. Plus I kept trying to vote by phone and I kept getting a busy signal. So instead of my planned 15 votes, I was only able to vote 5 times.

Here are my thoughts about the final three dances:

1. Mario and Emmitt both chose to do the Samba (do you think that was planned?) to a Stevie Wonder song. Emmitt & Cheryl did an incredible job and you can't believe how fantastic Emmitt's fancy footwork is. He just looked smooth, cool and full of energy.

Mario & Karina's dance was good. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't more than good, but it just wasn't fantastic like Emmitt's dance.

2. This was the dance where they picked their favorite from the whole season. Of course Emmitt did his fun fun fun Mambo. It was even better than the first time!

Mario chose the Paso Doble and it really was incredible. He's a dynamite dancer and he knows it; which makes me not like him.

3. Freestyle dance! Finally! Hammer-time came back and it was so much fun to watch. Cheryl and Emmitt looked like they were having a blast and it translated in their dance. Plus they had some incredible lifts. I mean, who else could lift his partner and swing her around with ONE ARM???!!!! The whole dance really fit together and was a crowd pleaser. I was so mad with the obvious over critical response from Bruno (who is just obnoxious. he loves himself). You know he had to give Emmitt a 9 so that he and Mario would be dead even after the scores. Bleh.

Mario and Karina wanted to bring it back old style. Well they brought something back and I didn't like it. It looked like Hip Hop with Jazz hands. A jazz dance group could have done a better job. I mean, Mario had on white yachting pants with a faux chain. PULEEEZ! The individual moves were cool but it looked so disjointed. Plus his lifts were no where near as awesome as Emmitt's. I could pretty much see the mechanical thoughts of Mario as he went through the different steps of the lifts. I totally disagree with the judges! This dance just didn't add up! Was it Jazz? Was it Hip Hop? Was it a poorly choreographed talent show routine?

At the end my apartment became one big Dance USA party. I think I burned more calories in those 10 minutes than I did when I ran a marathon. I respect these people. It's hard work!!! My roommates and I also talked about what song would we use for our freestyle dance if given the choice. I think I'd use Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself." It worked for me last night.

So tonight is the big reveal. No matter what happens, Emmitt will always be my favorite! And don't you forget it!

Thank Goodness for Good Personalities

I just received this email:

ATTENTION:
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE.

Thankfully I have a good personality.

More Good News

Check out this fun news! Here's a hint: it has a little something to do with Patrick & Alicia.

Becky Does Chicago

Becky is on her way to Chicago! She'll be here in less than 4 hours! We're nearing the two year mark since she was last here. She's been a busy girl these past two years. She got engaged, married, graduated from seminary and passed her licensing exam to be a counselor. That's what I would call a productive and successful two years!

We first met at a McDonald's while we were both on our way to work for Kanakuk Kamps. That was WAY back in 1999. It's one of those friendships when you know immediately that that person will play a significant role in your life. These friendships don't happen very often. God knew I needed a friend like her. As Becky said to me the other day, "Katy, you need a counselor as your best friend because getting you to open up is next to impossible." And she's pretty much right. She has my trust and she knows how to ask the right questions. But she's also hilarious! Many post K-Life hours were spent in front of the mirror creating characters that only we would ever see. We'd laugh ourselves into tears. Those K-Life years were lean in terms of a social life. Dedicating your life to mentoring junior high and high schoolers can pretty much kill it. But it was worth it and I'm glad we got to walk through that time together.

We've walked through so much together as friends. She's a true blessing.

Game Time

Wooohoooo! Emmitt is in the finals! We get one more week of seeing him glide across that dance floor. The world is a better place because of it. Amen.

My enthusiastic state from Emmitt's victory was a little dampened by the news of Joey's departure from the show. This genuine guy who "wears his heart on his sleeve" won't be seen dancing again on the show. They played a short tribute reel to his time in the competition and the way they ended it was almost as if he died and we were saying our goodbyes. Reality t.v. knows how to manipulate emotions...at least my emotions.

Joey, we'll catch you on the tour!

McFadden for Heisman

Forgot to vote yesterday? Here's one more chance! We're in the voting mood. Click here to vote for Arkansas Razorback, Darren McFadden for the Heisman trophy. He only needs 37,000 votes by this weekend. Considering the HUGE readership of Katy on the Loose, this shouldn't be a problem. In the bag.

Pig Sooie!

Cha-Cha-Cha-Ching Baby!

Last night I found myself clapping passionately and hugging my roommates after watching Emmitt's fun and fantastic Cha Cha! He is so fun to watch and you know he's having a good time out on the dance floor. He's by far the most improved. You can see why he was such a successful running back. HE WORKS HARD! Two of my friends, who shall remain nameless, did not vote in yesterdays election. The horror! So I made damn sure that they voted for Emmitt! We each voted for him five times. I'll simply die if he doesn't make it into the next round!

Sweet Joey. You know he has to be the most sincere "nice guy." He wouldn't hurt a fly. He loves what he's doing and I think he's found a new calling. Apparently he will be going on tour with Dancing with the Stars soon. I love it! You know I'm going to buy tickets for the Chicago show. Last night he gave two fantastic performances. He deserves to move to the next round too.

Mario has the most talent, no doubt. But I just don't buy into his routines. His authenticity as a person just doesn't come through on the dance floor. "But Katy, you're being so ridiculous. This is a dance contest, not a personality/character contest." If you say that, you obviously haven't seen the show. Just stop reading now. Mario has to go. He's fantastic on the dance floor but he just hasn't won my heart like Joey and Emmitt. A.C. Slater...ugh. I also heard a rumor that he may be doing a remake of Dirty Dancing. GAG!

I'm so nervous for the results show tonight! Whatever happens, they all are fabulous and know how to work a crowd. But Emmitt....you're my fav.

Vote

I voted! I'm still not really impressed with the candidates but I still think that it's important to take advantage of this opportunity. Too many people are lazy on voting day. Don't be lazy! VOTE!

Don't I already sound like a celebrity?

I'm rejoicing today. I'm rejoicing because the election will be OVER today. And the election being over means that I won't have to endure any more of those hideous, lying, overly-dramatic and repetitive political ads. Anyone else tired of those? Those ads are keeping people from the polls. Nobody likes anybody because we're sick of everybody.

Tonight I can enjoy Dancing with the Stars without having to see the faces of Judy Baar Topinka or Gov. Blagojevich. Woohoo!

My Man Emmitt!

Oh my gosh! Somebody call me right now about Dancing with the Stars! It's been at least 45 minutes since I've talked about it and I'm having withdrawals! I've tried to convert the male populace recently about the greatness of this show. I've had some definite push back but only from the uneducated.

Tuesday night's dances were phenomenal! Once again I found myself smiling and wishing that I were a B movie star so I could be asked to be on the show. Here are my thoughts on the dancers/dances:

1. Joey Lawrence: I LOVED the tango. even though it was to the Addams Family tune and Edyta was wearing long ugly hair, I LOVED it. The strange stiff movements really worked with the music. Joey rocks at the ballroom dances! And let's talk about the Paso Doble...whoa (remember Blossom?). It was great!


2. Mario Lopez: His dances were rock solid as usual. I loved his partners short red wig. I wish I could wear my hair like that. I'd probably look like a chubby Dorothy Hamill.

I totally had this haircut in elementary school. My mom loved it and probably still wishes I had it. Tempting...

1. Mario knows he's good but he's a little arrogant. I'm not the only one who thinks so.


2. Monique: She tries so hard. She tries too hard. Her cha cha was fantastic and she deserves major props for that dance. But her first dance was a little too weird for me. You know what? I did like the dance but didn't like her lipstick or her dress. Too distracting.


3. Emmitt Smith: Foxtrot = eh. Rumba = omigosh he's amazing! I concur with Glen. I wish he could have given you an 11! He's still my favorite.

SPOILER ALERT!

Three cheers for Emmitt and Cheryl! I was so nervous that they wouldn't move forward. Then I would have cussed myself for not voting. My favorite moment of Wednesday night's show was Joey's face when they said he was moving forward to the next round. You know he's genuinely thankful! At that point we all knew that Monique was going home, even she did. She's great but just doesn't have the fan base. So long little lady.

I can't wait until next week! I'm so nervous!

Post Secret Bookstore Visit

Post Secret's Frank Warren is coming to Chicago again on November 15th. I have a work party that night, otherwise I'd be sure to go to Barbara's Bookstore. Scroll to the bottom to check out the tour schedule. I may have to purchase the new book he just published. The first one was pretty cool.

Happy Halloween

Connor roars on his first Halloween. He's excited to eat candy with his new tooth.

Hope you had a great Halloween!

Eliot Mooney

This post is to celebrate the life of Eliot Mooney. You may remember me mentioning him in an earlier post. I've been blessed to walk along this journey with Matt and Ginny as I've read every post they've written. Please pray for Matt and Ginny.

Week Worth Mentioning

This week was jam packed with events and non-events.

First, I had my Second City Touring Company understudy audition. It went okay. It wasn't spectacular and it wasn't horrible. It was just kind of...eh. But I'm glad I did it and I can't wait to do it again!

Second, I missed two days of work due to illness. I finally went to the doctor and he gave me a strep test. My throat was raw, soar, swollen and covered with white dots. A sign of strep? That's what I thought. When the test came back negative the doctor said it was just Post-Nasal Drip and that I should just take some Benadryl. All that for POST-NASAL DRIP!??? Well, at least I got caught up on my sleep and am feeling a wee bit cabin feverish.

Finally, when I returned home from the doctor, my roommate said that we had had a visitor. This woman claimed she was from the projects and had been receiving my mail occasionally. She refused to give it to my roommate because I wasn't home and she asked for a reward. UMMMM, a REWARD???? First of all, don't come to my house! Secondly, it's called good citizenship. Thirdly, do what we all do, put "Return to Sender" on it or "Wrong Address." I wouldn't be too upset but one of the envelopes has a check in it. The check has since been cancelled. The woman called last night and said she was on her way again to give me my mail. I just asked her not to come over but instead to take it to the post office. She then proceeded to ask for a reward. I did what the post-office told me to do....I said no. This whole thing makes me nervous.

Anyway, I just took an anti-histamine and now I have the shakes. What a week!

Wedding Pictures

Here are some pictures from Rachel's wedding.
















Me and my old college roommate, Rachel (not the one that got married). This also happens to be the dress that flew over my head.




















The church where they got married. It was gorgeous! The glass walls let the autumn leaves shine through.




















The happy couple.

Marilyn Moment

It was great to see my friends this weekend at Rachel Robinson's wedding in Little Rock. I was able to see a lot of them and unfortunately they were able to see too much of me. Wearing a cute dress I walked out of a hotel bar only to be hit by a gust of wind that blew my dress over my head. With a loud scream I thrust my arms down to pin the dress to my legs. Unfortunately I realized I was too late as I looked just ahead of me into the eyes of the brides brother. Yeah, he saw me...all of me. Once again, I can walk away blush free because I had on my cute panties.

Laffy Taffy Break

Tis the season for bags of individually wrapped candy. My candy of choice this week are Laffy Taffy's. I think I had a headache this weekend because of withdrawals. Now I have a sugar overdose headache.

The great thing about Laffy Taffy's isn't the gooey like texture or the chemical flavoring. It's the brilliant jokes they share! Here is one courtesy of Jessie E. from Knoxville, TN:

"Which President was the biggest Ham?" I don't know Jessie. Who possibly could it be? "Abraham" (Lincoln of course). hahahahahahaha! Oh Jessie, YOU'RE a HAM! No, You ARE! You're good Jessie. Thanks for the laugh!

Angela R. from McKenzie, IN has a more heartfelt one:

"What kind of ship never sinks?" Ummm, friendship? "Damn you, you stole it!" I know, I'm heartfelt. I can't help it. It's who I am!

**My responses can be found in italics.

Mia Famiglia

Erin, Chris and Connor came into town this past weekend. This makes 3 out of the past 4 weekends that I've had family in Chicago. It's been fabulous and I've loved every second of it. Connor and I did some bonding. I think I'm his new favorite person in the whole entire world. At least I thought that until I babysat him so Erin and Chris could have dinner together. He liked me for the first hour or so and then I just couldn't measure up. As soon as they walked back in the door he laughed and smiled. As my sister was breast feeding I asked her "What do you have that I don't?"

My favorite part was waking up this morning with him next to me. He smiled first thing...and then tooted...loudly...several times. Hence the smile...

I can't wait to babysit again. Erin and Chris are wonderful parents. It's amazing to see my little sister as a mother. It's fits her perfectly!














Aren't we cute?















Apparently my face tastes great.

Connor's already a comedian. Check out his impression of the Blair Witch Project. He's going places.




















I'm sure Erin & Chris will have more fabulous pictures from their Chicago trip. You can check out their website.